I Too Also Repeatedly Say “oh No”’in Latin When I Am Freaking The Fuck Out About A Volcano Exploding

I too also repeatedly say “oh no”’in Latin when I am freaking the fuck out about a volcano exploding and killing my entire family.

Bastille was right. How am I gonna be an optimist about this. Also right about eh eho eho.

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5 months ago

I feel like this is important to pass around so that we can kick up a stink about it, so yeah. Sorry for all my Ace Attorney peeps, but we also know a conflict of interests when we see one (amirite)

demisexual-dryad - I Live To Ship Things And To Tend To Flowers.
demisexual-dryad - I Live To Ship Things And To Tend To Flowers.

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8 months ago

Me as a bio major looking at the vast spectrum of life on earth, and face palming when humans try to put something undefinable about life itself into two tiny, restrictive boxes- and then watching as people get mad when life inevitably goes “hehe fuck your boxes I do what I want.”:

Me As A Bio Major Looking At The Vast Spectrum Of Life On Earth, And Face Palming When Humans Try To
Me As A Bio Major Looking At The Vast Spectrum Of Life On Earth, And Face Palming When Humans Try To
Me As A Bio Major Looking At The Vast Spectrum Of Life On Earth, And Face Palming When Humans Try To
Me As A Bio Major Looking At The Vast Spectrum Of Life On Earth, And Face Palming When Humans Try To
Me As A Bio Major Looking At The Vast Spectrum Of Life On Earth, And Face Palming When Humans Try To
Me As A Bio Major Looking At The Vast Spectrum Of Life On Earth, And Face Palming When Humans Try To

These are all that one reaction at the same time.

This is the cycle of emotions I feel as I watch other humans do and say incredibly stupid things about sex and gender like they’re experts because they half paid attention in sex Ed because there was a diagram of knockers, and the teacher said “penis” far too many times to be comfortable.

demisexual-dryad - I Live To Ship Things And To Tend To Flowers.

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7 months ago

Going to go read through the comments on my fanfic to try and get post-election dopamine to make myself feel less like our planet is going to be functionally dead in the next ten years and industry will be super exploitative

Oh and there’s a gray heart emoji now so I can do this I guess 💜🖤🩶🤍


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1 month ago

Here’s a thought.

What if ao3 did that thing where you could put white text in. Yknow. To fuck with scrapers? I know that isn’t much but mannnn would it be funny to write some absolute gibberish in the margins and literally poison their data instead of making fics inaccessible to people who want to view them privately as guests, or who can’t make an account.

You wanna steal the way I write? Ok. Here’s some absolute hogwash to for you to enjoy! Or maybe we just start posting pictures of the fic content on the archive from whatever writing platform you use. Maybe fuck with art-generating ai while we’re at it.

Imagine. You ask for it to generate a picture of text on a page and it spits out an image of an open book with the most filthy nonsensical BDSM fic’s text written on the pages.

Or we could write absolute nonsense fics out of spite to fuck up their data even more. How’d you’d like that, you data-hoarding cretins? Wanna steal my fic data? You’ll have to pick out which ones are worth it. And there are millions :).

Edit:

Also, bold of these fuckers to assume that a machine can think up anything insaner than a human can. And to somehow do it better. Like, bitch please. Humans have been writing stories and porn and fanfic for like, ever. It’s literally our thing. You’re gonna have to keep pace with us, rust bucket.


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7 months ago

God not yet but I want to

like sex is nice and all but have you ever woken up to multiple lenghty comments on AO3?


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1 year ago

May I just say….

Goddamn that’s a long ass foxglove stalk dude tf kinda steroids they giving it? Creatine? Testosterone???? Good GOD.

Rousham House, Oxfordshire, England By Lindsey Renton

Rousham House, Oxfordshire, England by Lindsey Renton


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10 months ago

Personally I think that miles only gels down flyaways because ain’t nobody got hair that sticks that smoothly to their head. I think Phoenix’s hair is just made of chaos incarnate which is why it happens to be like that.

6 months ago

Yeah

ADHD time blindness be like "oh, today is the 30th? that's fine, December is still next month, that's forever away!

...what do you mean tommorrow?"


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8 months ago

Damn the hurricane headed for Florida went from a cat one to a cat five in less than 24 hours.

Fun fact; in recorded history it’s only been one of seven to do that.

I might be cooked yall.

(Of course it’s one with a lame ass name too, tf kinda name is Milton. At least Helene was a classy name. Might just get my ass beat by a bitch named fucking Milton.)


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8 months ago

This dude. Like yeah, I remember my shit most of the time, but I still forget. But you want an extension in advance for this assignment that you literally forgot existed because it’s online only and you can’t hold it in your hands? Nope. Sucks to suck I guess. You literally freeze up during tests due to anxiety? Sorry bud, can’t do nothing for ya.

"contract grading" "only 4 absences or you drop to an F" "in this class we will be teaching about disabilities. attendance is mandatory and i do not accept late work" "please respond to at least two of your peers in this discussion post" "people with autism need time to decompress in a classroom environment. your class is four hours long with a 7 minute break." "we like to let students learn the way THEY want to learn. please buy our 150 dollar textbook."

"contract Grading" "only 4 Absences Or You Drop To An F" "in This Class We Will Be Teaching About Disabilities.

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demisexual-dryad - I Live To Ship Things And To Tend To Flowers.
I Live To Ship Things And To Tend To Flowers.

I’m feral because I can’t achieve my dreams in love and I’m ok with that because it’s my fault. I’m an introvert to the max babes

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