Okay Not Ragging On Wearing Seatbelts At All, DEFINITELY DO THAT, But I Will Say That I Kinda Do Think

I just didn’t stand lmao. When people asked, I would say a) I don’t approve of this country, I don’t pledge my allegiance to it, or b) that is some weird fire nation shit and when you put it like that it’s pretty weird

*caves your skull in with my solid steel warhammer that has words petty vengeance lovingly engraved on the pommel*

forgive and forget? wrong. charged two-handed heavy attack with my greatsword of resentment

WAIT! YOU FORGOT SOMETHING!

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CLOSE THE GATE OR ANIMALS WILL EAT THE CROPS!

( <= green bean

The mutualTM…..

Yknow when you see a post and you're like "oh I have to reblog this for The Mutual" and then you scroll up and you see that the one who reblogged it is The Mutual

Currently, my fucking notes app. I trust nothing else.

plz reblog for science

Yes

The obligatory post

Oh knowing Pheonix yeah it would eat him alive and edgeworth or maya would probably have to talk him down every time.

Probably just projecting, but since he does try to save those who don’t wanna be saved, he likely would have trouble with the concept of: “just because I didn’t try every single possible solution doesn’t mean I didn’t try and make an effort. That’s not my fault. It’s okay to fail sometimes.”

He’s like that traumatized kid of some military strict parent who hammered in the concept: “if you don’t try every possible tactic, every possible route, push every possible button, then you’re a failure to me and you’re failing yourself, you’re letting everyone down, and it’s because you were too lazy to try.”

So yeah it definitely eats him alive. Even though Kristoph literally did everything in his power to sabotage everything Phoenix loved and worked for in his life for a selfish motive, Phoenix still thinks it was some how his responsibility to fix his broken soul and he failed.

Again, probably just projecting :’)

do you guys ever think about how phoenix thought black psyche locks couldnt be broken when he saw them on kristoph, but proved himself wrong when he broke athena's? do you think it eats him up inside that it might have been possible to break kristoph's locks, he just never tried?

he didnt have all the information to break them and i doubt kristoph would let him try. but goddamn that doesnt mean phoenix "saviour complex" wright wouldnt pace outside of the visitation room, magatama in hand, thinking could i do this? should i do this?

To be honest I need a fic where Phoenix is replaced with feenie and everyone he knows learns his lore of eating glass and being so down bad for miles that he starts to switch to law for the first time.

I need that almost as much as I need a fic where Miles edgeworth intimidates the shit out of Apollo and Athena until there’s an earthquake or something, and they learn how similar they really are. (I like to think that Edgeworth’s trial was sealed from the public for that one because we all know Apollo is a Phoenix fan boy and he would know about that if it wasn’t)

This is not a friendly reminder, this is goddamn emotional warfare you have sent shrapnel flinging across the walls of my home and emotional safety.

I don’t even drink enough to feel tipsy and I want to cry.

I don’t even own a cat!!! (I wish I did)

….

I feel the need to say again, that I am in fact, NOT a Tahitian clam, and don’t produce pearls, much less from my cooter, and would appreciate it if I wasn’t treated as such.

Also to that nurse who told me the speculum would ‘tickle’, WHAT THE FJUCK FREAK SHIT DO YOU GET UP TO IN YOUR SPARE TIME THAT, THAT SENSATION SPECIFICALLY IS A “TICKLE”?!?!

Anyways I unfortunately have to get it done AGAIN because the nurse disregarded me telling them that hey; I was on my period, and that I might be bleeding too heavily for them to get a good cell sample.

But what do I know, right? It’s not like this uterus of mine is attached to me specifically or anything…

I got my first pap done today.

If I never see another speculum again it’ll be too fucking soon.