Thumbnail Sketches Who? Never Heard Of Em.

It’s about present distribution. If you get presents in June, July, August or September and then chirstmas you get presents, like, every six months. (Not including the candy of Easter and stuff) especially if you’re born in June. Every six months you have a celebration. When you’re born in December, you don’t have a nearly as even distribution of presents. You genuinely get them once a year. And some people cop out by making your Christmas present a birthday present too. Like that’s not how this works. Or they forget about you and you just don’t get them until like March. Also? Not as many options for parties and people don’t show up. Genuinely had a few birthdays where like 1 or 2 people showed because I was also born on the 31st of December. I get this lil guy.

He’s absolutely right; he just wasn’t sayin it right.

Have pie

reblog to give this to your mutual

Please buy us. Please please please I beg-

hang on I’m trying to see something

don’t tell me the name of your pet, just tell me in the tags the name you call them that’s got nothing to do with their actual name

Especially in Florida. We have them. But their range has shrunk so small that it’s rare you even see them. I’ve only ever seen them in the Everglades. They need decaying grasses and wet leaves. Leave them be. They’re marvelous

fireflies lighting up a rural Pennsylvania field at dusk

God not yet but I want to

like sex is nice and all but have you ever woken up to multiple lenghty comments on AO3?

I did a bit of looking up to check your theories. Yes. The lips are the nectary. Those red bits with yellow at the end are most likely stamens, with pollen. You can see some dispersed pollen granules dusted about if you really take a moment too, though yes the stamens are dying back in this photo.

That does look to be a gynoecium. It was also called a cup or a cyathia.

Flowers are in fact, fucking weird.

I say this from personal experience, but just because there’s an entirely male flower doesn’t mean the female flower is incapable of also having stamens. It be like that.

Yes it does appear that different parts emerge at different times, as the style isn’t even in present in one photo but the stamens have already fully emerged.

I knew poinsettias "faked" having big flowers by just turning some leaves red but I didn't know the real tiny flowers in the middle looked like such idiots

Considering my blog is mostly random things and shipping gay lawyers this should be obvious but ah well

trumpphobic

REBLOG IF YOUR BLOG IS TRUMPPHOBIC

Anyone ever have someone talk down to them in an email and get the primal urge to crush them under a well written verbal onslaught of petty, bitter, and unbelievable annoyed words?

Like “ah yes Debra checking my email would have avoided this issue, BUT UNLIKE SOME BITCHES, I can’t be glued to my fucking computer all day cuz I got shit I have to do. My life doesn’t revolve around my email inbox, unfortunately. And I have ADHD and object permanence issues. So. Fuck you for talking down to me like an asshole.” But make it really eloquent?

Listen, Phoenix is precious. A love struck dumbass bisexual disaster, yes, but still a precious little thing.

Anyway!