Delightfuldestinytaco-blog - Its What On The Inside That Counts (like Beef And Fresh Veg)

IM THE KING OF FOOLS CAUSE BABY YOURE THE QUEEN OF WHITE LIES-

More Torbek from my backlog :]

conclavement

shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

Ill protect you with my life

rotten 🍅🍋

I just think they're neat

the Vaporeon was a christmas gift from the other year.

I made a paper doll of Kremy Lecroux from Legends of Avantris ( Once Upon a Witchlight ) 🐊

"ironic" husbands