Y'all I'm Crying I Finally Read Enough Porn To Run Into "their Tongues Battle For Dominance"

Our laundry room has ants so I laid a bunch of traps and stood there mocking the ones that crawled into the traps

Is this how it feels to be starscream

do you think it'll all be okay?

yeah. even if it won’t i’ve got people to love in the meantime

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

This is so funny, the closer we get to canon fair game the more salty non-fg qrow shippers get their jimmies rustled and post nonsense arguments about why it can’t and shouldn’t happen. Sit y'all’s asses down, you’re embarrassing yourselves by being so against Qrow falling in love with the first man he’s had an entirely positive relationship with. The volume’s already been written and animated no amount of your bitching is gonna change the direction they’re clearly going in.

It’s pretty much over rn

i dont know if this has been posted before. i'm sure it has. but when i did a search for "jerma dick" and "dick jerma" and "ultraviolet dick jerma" i didnt get any results so i'm just gonna post it anyway

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Twitter LGBTs are so sanitized it’s embarrassing