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Soon...

i swear to god

23.50 $

Damn... We're surprised, we've got almost the half of the list... (:/

{Past Bedtime Shenanigans}

“Ugh.. We are almost done with this”

“Yeah, It's been a long night but I think we can-”

“¡Señor ten piedad! What is all that noise-”

“....”

“Ughhhh....”

“Uuuughh..Hi?”

“You two..”

“Bed NOW..”

“But we need to-”

“Los amo a los dos pero necesitan dormir.. Whatever you guys are working on can wait till tomorrow.”

Thinking bout Offenderman and Slenderman. Both being fucked by the same individual, who happens to be a predator of their specie! But they don't know that.. or do they? Either way, they both end up with jelly legs and being fucked stupid so-

It'll chain them both up, same room. Almost back to back if it weren't for the.. Boards? keeping them apart. They'd both probably be crying, 'Framing their prettyyy faces with their pleasure tears~'

Oh, but then it would deny them of a very much needed orgasm, and say it would fuck the first one who came to him due to it becoming too overbearing. (It was slender. He only lasted two days before giving in)

It took him out to a clearing in the forest. Boy oh boy did Slender's pretty voice fill it. God was he fucked in the best fucking way ever. The sex was long, and rough, and my god he needed to be somethings bitch for once. Beast made him orgasm quite a few times before breeding him full.

God did Slender fucking love it. God did Slender absolutely love being fucked like 'The little cock-whore he is'

metadow

I do have time to answer this though! XD

Who gets excited about Halloween in July: Metal. He has plans.

Who starts wearing sweaters and scarves on the first day of September and completely overheats: Shadow - Only because Metal makes him wear it.

Who thrives in Fall/Who prefers Summer and warm weather: Robots can’t take the heat so Fall for Metal. While I wonder if the Black Arms ever cared for the cold. Summer for Shadow.

Who thinks the other looks so cute when they’re cold and trying to fight it with 50 sweaters: Metal as he’s snickering in the corner of the room.

Who offers the other their jacket: Shadow, he still worries robots can get too cold.

Who doesn’t want to get out of bed in the morning because it’s too cold and has to run from the warm covers to the shower: Shadow

Who touches the other with their freezing cold feet at night: Metal, assuming he isn’t in a recharging chamber.

Who makes the hot cider to snuggle under a blanket and drink: Shadow. Metal just piles on more blankets.

Who loves carving pumpkins and buys about 300: Metal, but he doesn’t carve them all.

Who is terrible at carving pumpkins: Shadow

Who thinks pulling the pumpkin guts out with their hands is icky: Shadow

What is their favorite Fall activity: Buying all the pumpkins and eggs in stock for Halloween.

Who gets scared when they watch Horror movies: Metal. The illogical nature of horror films drives him off the wall.

Who hands out candy to trick-or-treaters: Shadow.

Who accidentally scares the kids: Metal

Who suggested the couples costume: Rouge. Who else would?

What is their couples costume: Same as their normal one. Reaper and vampire look go good together.

What is the best Halloween they ever had: Taking all said 300 carved pumpkins and extra eggs and throwing them at Sonic and Eggman’s places respectively.

What is the worst Halloween they ever had: The time trick-or-treaters confused Metal for having a funny looking ‘Sonic’ costume.

Who eats too much candy and ends up sick the next day: the chao

Σ(ノ°▽°)ノ i am in max/megatron hell 

Lily Brayton (1912) by Hyatt

lozalot replied to your post:bored as hell and drained as fuck

something to cheer you up? Imagine There’s a fancy dress party at Swerves and Ratchet ‘Giving no Fucks’ turns up in his high heels and one of those frilly pretty dresses and upstage everyone by being flirty, cute and causes Drift to die from joy

Drift rather jealous than happy tho

All done, finally!

<<Oh, Remor, how sweet of you!>>