Pedri: “…..I Have A Very Good Relationship With Gavi. When I See Him Out There It Hurts My Soul,

The BAU: *Standing normally*

Me: no lube, no protection, all night, all day from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream, and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, first clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind bloging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine ting, thirsty, thursting all day without stopping, till nothing left, satisfied, non-stop, every single sec, crawling, back hurt, cramp legs, can't walk for 5 years, don't care, still non-stop, him oiled up makes me turned on even more, screaming without s, him whimpers makes my inside giggling, in heat, everyday, till the neighbors hear us, till the neighbors can remember his name perfectly, even earthquake, thunderstorm, heavy rain, typhoon, we still keep going, broke bed, everyday buy a new bed, hole floor, gasping for air, crying, gripping his back, leave a bite marks and red marks on his neck and every spot, scratching his back, leaves a scars on his back,phenomenal, month foaming, heavenly awakening, id still bounce on it, body numbling, back worthy, hair drenced, flabbergasting, down break, whimpering our names, till the neighbors decide to move, legs spread automatically, DOWN BAD, ON MY KNEES, WOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOOF WOOFWOROFKKENFOECOENFEOKFOEOFOFOOFOFOFOFOFOF,WOOOOFFFFFFFF,MEOOOWWMEEOOWWWME000WWWwWW GREERRRRR ILL TAKE IT LIKE A GOOD GIRL, GRRERGGRRGRGR ONE MORE CHANCE, BARKING SOWO00000 OOFFFF GUESS THIS IS WILD BUT I DONT GIV A SHITT

la masía boys. that's my type.

Do you guys think we’re going to win tomorrow? 🥲

i was holding my insults back yesterday, but i can't do it anymore.

GO FUCK YOURSELF, DEMBELE!

gavi really said 🤨

What I say : LA SEXTA ES NUESTRA

What I want to say : I'm whole heartedly in love with this club. I love its endless depth of history and legends, I kiss its crest, I rejoice that our colours are of blood and veins, I think its stadium is a piece of art and above all I love that each game it becomes a concert of passion, I can't help it I love the way every men love (this club; the way ex players, La Masia youngsters, coaches are bound to barça to their core, the way you can take our legends out of the club but not the club out of them; the way you find barça in their speech, their skin, their children's jerseys), the way random people I'd never speak to in life are screaming alongside me in a stadium or on the internet, I can't hate the droughts I've walked through with it because they make me appreciate everything we accomplish now. So yeah, la sexta es nuestra, and if not this year then the next, and the one after it once more.

the tortured poets department.

why does he have such big feet tho? does he really or does the picture make them look so big (he he ;) you know)

ANON LMAOOOO

yeah, you're right, his feet is indeed big, at least is what the photos makes it look like.

now i'm reflecting about it...

Inside Out 2 if it was filmed inside my head