Sirius: *irritated* Just Because I Can Turn Into A Dog, Does NOT Mean I Act Like One.

Sirius: *irritated* Just because I can turn into a dog, does NOT mean I act like one.

James: *raises eyebrow* Oh, yeah?

James: *throws quill across the room* Hey Padfoot, go fetch.

Sirius: *actually fighting himself to hold still* I despise you.

Remus: Here, I got an idea.

Remus: *walks over and tips Sirius' chin up with his finger* Who's my good boy?

Sirius: *absolutley melts*

James: *reluctantly impressed* Get a fucking room.

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3 months ago

One of my favorite genres of images is zoo tigers that are having fun with something and go into full kitty mode

One Of My Favorite Genres Of Images Is Zoo Tigers That Are Having Fun With Something And Go Into Full
1 month ago

AYYY @sasug4y LOOK

omg i love it so much aksohdueowodnhfkeksjdkmd

ryukyo my heart šŸ’›

šŸ¹šŸ‰ || Jealous Ukyo Or Something Like That Probably

šŸ¹šŸ‰ || jealous ukyo or something like that probably

2 months ago

Senku: Do you want to know your gay name?

Gen: My... my gay name?

Senku: Yeah, it's your first name-

Gen: Haha. Very funny Senku-chan-

Senku: *gets down on one knee* And my last name.

Gen: Oh- oh my god.

1 month ago

I get why people think Stan takes orders from Xeno, but I can’t actually find a single instance of him…doing that. It’s an assumption more than anything with much in the way of textual evidence.

They are generally speaking on the exact same page about decisions without needing to discuss it, and the few times they do discuss, they come to an agreement without commands being issued.

Stan doesn’t do what Xeno tells him to, because Xeno never tells him to do anything. The closest he comes is ā€œDon’t shootā€ and that’s less an order and more a panicked ā€œwait wait wait situation’s changed talk firstā€ than an order the same way ā€œStop!!!ā€ is when someone is about to get hit by a car. Other than that, he’s mostly just giving Stan information, trusting Stan will use it the way he expects because…he…trusts…Stan and knows him very well.

Sometimes he asks if Stan is capable of stuff. This is not an order, this is a genuine ask, because he knows Stan is honest and good at evaluating that. Stan agrees to do these things, but it is not an order from Xeno to do it, because Xeno is asking him.

They are both just committed to this weird…whatever they’re doing together…at all times, and think in very similar ways. One soul, two bodies, etc. Orders are not required when you’re both committed to the same weird plan and have the same strategic mindset. And they see each other as equals.

2 months ago

Autism and Noise 101

(Some slide have only been chosen due to picture limits. Full post will be posted below so you can see all slides)

Autism And Noise 101
Autism And Noise 101
Autism And Noise 101
Autism And Noise 101
Autism And Noise 101
Autism And Noise 101
Autism And Noise 101
Autism And Noise 101

Neurodivergent Lou

1 month ago

hi, a lot of you need a perspective reset

the average human lifespan globally is 70+ years

taking the threshold of adulthood as 18, you are likely to spend at least 52 years as a fully grown adult

at the age of 30 you have lived less than one quarter of your adult life (12/52 years)

'middle age' is typically considered to be between 45-65

it is extremely common to switch careers, start new relationships, emigrate, go to college for the first or second time, or make other life-changing decisions in middle age

it's wild that I even have to spell it out, but older adults (60+) still have social lives and hobbies and interests.

you can still date when you get old. you can still fuck. you can still learn new skills, be fashionable, be competitive. you can still gossip, you can still travel, you can still read. you can still transition. you can still come out.

young doesn't mean peaked. you're inexperienced in your 20s! you're still learning and practicing! you're developing social skills and muscle memory that will last decades!

there are a million things to do in the world, and they don't vanish overnight because an imaginary number gets too big

3 months ago

Regulus: James' birthday is coming up. Sirius: Yeah, we planned something for him- Regulus: I'm gonna propose to him. Sirius: Oh. Propose what? Regulus: No, sirius, I'm gonna propose to him. Sirius: Like, propose a business deal with him? Regulus: No, i'm going to ask him to marry me. Sirius: Your-YOU'RE GONNA PROPOSE TO HIM?!? You aren't even dating!! Regulus: Regulus: We've been dating for 2 years. Did James not tell you?! He told me he told you!! Sirius: NO?! Regulus: Sirius: Regulus: I'm gonna kill him. Sirius: Oh, So am I.

2 months ago

Deleted scene from Dr. stone the Observatory part 🤫

Song Derivakat - Fall

1 month ago

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 🫶 YOU'RE MY LOVELY MOOT TOO 🤩

and yes you're so valid and real for your tiny obsession, lily evans slay queen šŸ’…

šŸ˜šŸ’›

INTRODUCTION~

INTRODUCTION~

Hey, welcome to my account! You can call me Lily/Lils. I love Remus + lily <3

About me:

Name: Lily/Lils (not my real name)

Age: minor (please don’t be weird. I’m older than 14 though)

Favourite singers/bands: Queen, David Bowie, Taylor Swift, One Direction, 5 Seconds of Summer, Lewis Capaldi, + many more singers!

Favourite movies/shows: Dead Poets Society, HP and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Anne with an E, Wild Child, + more!

Things I love: flowers, literature, the marauders, music, walks, art, movies, cats, dogs, swans, my friends, my family~

Things I don’t love: homophobes, ableist, negative people, really crowded places.

My lovely moots:

@serpentine-starlight @whatonearthisgoingon @defenestratehumanity @moonyswarmsweaters @bartysguitar @luna---lovegood @moonyscribe @permetutotheworld @equippedtolove @siriusly-insane @jess-quillkiller @siriuslyobsessed394 @acelovesremuslupin @thepicklekingog @unnecessaryheadache @mikeywaysbass @theheightsarewuthering @mrecury42 @vampboyrock @yes-ofc-i-bite @notthesodaa @hey-look-at-the-stars @alizardsusername @theduchessr @mochamoony @thegracefulroyaltownofthesaint (woah… I have a lot)

I do not support any of JKR’s actions and beliefs about the LGBTQIA+ community nor any of her ableist, transphobic, and antisemitic views.

my rp accounts:

@seer-sybi-trelawney - Sybil trelawney

@panda-bear-here - Pandora rosier [muggle band au]

@the-real-rosier - Pandora rosier

@miss-lily-evans-potter - Lily Evans [muggle boarding school au] [mine]

@the-real-ms-evans - Lily Evans [lost memories au]

@lily-from-the-block - Lily Evans [muggle au]

@lily-of-the-flies - Lily Evans [lord of the flies au]

@milk-seasalt-and-petals - Lily Evans [pirate au] [mine]

…I think I have a small obsession with Lily.?

my tags: (yes, I never had them buuuut I really need to organise my posts)

#lilsspeaks #lilsyaps #lilsisbored !!

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