Hot Blooded

What did the door break?

Orcs have sieged the main gate but whatever. I am behind the second gate, which is unsiegable.

If I had a knuckle for every typo I make

It got real quite at the wizard party last night after I cast Ralph's slimy goblin

How many sniffs does it take to get to the center of the apple?

Without any hesitation at all

I have the honor of having someone really really cool help me translate this one because a LOT gets lost in google translate. Thank you SO so much @v1x-holo

Alt version under the cut!!

The reference

The really silly alt version I made

*what

I'm logged in

Us

yes.

Firearms? Yeah they are pretty cool

How strong was the current, if they were only 4 inches tall I bet it wouldn't need to be that strong

I love ibuprofen. I love you, ibuprofen. Is anyone else feeling a lot of pain right now? I didn't eat much yesterday, I tried fasting but now I just feel worse. I'm not sure why I did that. I took a melatonin gummy to help me fall asleep and it gave me weird dreams. I met adam sandler in my dream. I also dreamt I was a swim coach and I saved someones life. The person was only 4 inches tall, I saved them from being dragged away by a strong current. This was a different dream than the adam sandler one, I had two different dreams

👑 Knight Kobold👑Or is she a Princess?

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