I Don’t Wanna Go To SCHOOOLLLLLLNOODXFVGV NOOOO DONT SEND ME THERE PLEASEEEESSS

first post aha kiiinda nervous >_<

anyways back to regularly scheduled alan schemes glad to finally have a blog that isn’t absurdly mentally ill :3

found out i failed both the english and math njgpa today 🥀🥀 (they like determine if u graduate or smth?? idk they’re important) and yk what. i don’t care bc i am a good person and i possess many great qualities and i have whimsy flowing thru every vein in my body ok

3 weeks clean from self harm who cheered… i think im doing great tbh like i did ALMOST fumble but then i was like “this is not cute lol what am i doing” and then stopped GOSH IM SO COOL

ppl will be afraid to use tampons and at the same time let dudes fuck them raw. like ok stacy i’m pretty sure an std is scarier than 3 inches of cotton

they should invent a body glitter that doesn’t rub off within ten minutes of putting it on i think… i wanted to be sparkly but NOPE dreams ruined whaaaaatever

a bitches period will be a couple days late and they start thinking they’re the next virgin mary (i’m bitches. i am frightened)

just remembered i have state testing from periods ONE TO FOUR 🥀🥀 brah wth brah

the unsent project makes me CRAZY i love overanalyzing those dumbass anon msgs and pretending they’re for me (they definitely aren’t but it’s fun to read)

NEW SMALL WHIMSY MOMENT UNLOCKEDDD,, when i walk home i pass by this house that has a tree w flowers and also bushes w flowers and they smell magical it’s like walking into a bath and body works except you’re passing by ur distant neighbors house

the casting director for sunrise on the reaping deserves the most mouth watering head out there bro

WDYM MAYA HAWKE IS WIRESS IM GOING TO CUM