Resisting The Urge To Drink 6 Cups Of Coffee Before I’m Supposed To Go To Bed Feels Like This

dressing like a little boy again after being all fancy yesterday feels like those videos where they release wild animals back into nature

yo why r my speakers not working or wtv. like everytime im otp ppl say it sounds like im underwater WHATS GOING ON ‼️‼️

brah i wore my carabiner today TO CARRY AROUND MY CHILD and my friend goes “are you doing carabiner code. which side is that?” WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME IF IM A TOP OR BOTTOM IN ART CLASS HELP ME 💔

also carabiner reveal

hi here is a bunch of doodles from school and from when i was drawing earlier.

ummm 1-3 is my not at all realistic drawings of myself ig, 4 is rando goth girl, 5 is frank from donnie darko, then rainbow dash redesign, then random girl, and then wip ponysona i’ll prolly re-do a gazillion times. yes im cringe suck my balls

pulling all nighters for no reason is so fun like bitch the only person available to talk to rn is the moon and you also aren’t doing anything productive wtf is the point?? i mean at least i’ll be up early to get all cunty for school so yay (?)

addison rae releasing an album on my birthday feels like a hate crime i despise her so much oh my god and all my friends glaze her make it STOP

just remembered that one time when i was heavy in my ed where i broke a 4 day fast with lettuce dipped in hot sauce. LIKE I DIDNT ENJOY THAT IM CRYING I WAS SO STUPID LMFAOOO

i wanna bitchslap the old me this is why i’m eating saltwater taffy rn AFTER eating a fatass burger for dinner. LIFE IS LIT DAWG

first post aha kiiinda nervous >_<

anyways back to regularly scheduled alan schemes glad to finally have a blog that isn’t absurdly mentally ill :3

PROM PREGAME SECUREDDD 👅 just fireball shots but its smth,, i cannot WAIT omg thank u dad for supporting my inherent need for alc

YOUR MUSIC TASTE IS SO PEAK ACTUALLY!!! and ur theme is actually freaking adorable !!!!(☆▽☆)

tysmm!!! urs is so good too omg!! ur blog seems so fun tooo ^^