Some Of Y'all Be So Sad And Dark All The Time And You're Not Realizing That You're Very Hard To Be Around

everyone who has ever fumbled me should feel a deep sense of shame and self loathing because why would u fumble such an authentic wondrous esoteric whimsical joypilled baddie like are you insane …

salt anf watermelon 🤤🤤🤤 THIS SNACK IS RIDING ME!!! OH GOD!!!!!!

found out i failed both the english and math njgpa today 🥀🥀 (they like determine if u graduate or smth?? idk they’re important) and yk what. i don’t care bc i am a good person and i possess many great qualities and i have whimsy flowing thru every vein in my body ok

i love having friends that say i love you to eachother like fuck yes i love you!!! i love you to the ends of the earth and back again you’re all my favorite people!!!! it’s so sweet ugh i know love exists because i am surrounded by it

got bit by a brown recluse. not once, not twice, THREE TIMES. dude must’ve got stuck in my pant leg a few days ago and i’ve finally realized what the bites are from. ughhshshhhs i’m COOKED

having my goofy ahh dad make me grilled cheese bc this guy just kinda does what i say

i want my titties pierced so bad bruh but i CANT bc i’m a stupid MINOR wth it’s not like adults haven’t seen these mfs before,,it takes two seconds this is so unfair 🥀🥀

I actually only care about food lip gloss my hair and masturbating this is a perfect setup yes yes

dissected a chicken wing in my anatomy class and got to be the designated knife wielder🔥 my friends understood what i was meant for

who up

gooning?