Perverted And Horny But In A Angelic Lesbian Way

ppl need to be weirder i think. like there’s a lack of weirdness irl and it should stop,, everybody is a carbon copy pls guys individuality is sososo fun give it a try i beg

god forbid a white boy get a little bit freaky after dark

going to war (dying my hair again), my sword is dull (same black box dye as every other time) and my soldiers are losing (lack of motivation to dye it again)

the day someone listens to inarticulation by rio romeo with me in mind is the day jesus comes back 2 earth or smth … one can dream though

me when i complete a successful function and become closer w my friends whilst doing it. big win for alan i only fumbled like one social cue and also i laughed for at least 6 out of the 7ish hrs i was there SO PEAKKKK i have awesome friends holy shitballs

i love tumblr cuz i can post smth about the small joys of life and be all esoteric and immediately follow it with a post abt my love for pussy and nobody will think i’m weird

god didn’t make me a man bc he knew that if i was one i’d be a male manipulator performative clairo listener matcha drinking thrift addict and too many of those is harmful to the ecosystem

the casting director for sunrise on the reaping deserves the most mouth watering head out there bro

WDYM MAYA HAWKE IS WIRESS IM GOING TO CUM

i miss when texas roadhouse let u throw ur peanut shells on the floor. stupid nerfed ppl with peanut allergies wanted to be included and RUINED it fuck you guys i love throwing my shells on ghe floor suck my dick

i am a gluttonous beast consumed by greed,,,snuck into my kitchen like a ravenous little mouse to indulge in a 2am nutella sandwich. it’s ok tho cuz this is smth usagi would do and he is my king