Two Thoughts:

There's a special cruelty involved when you include the "um's" in the subtitles.

This, um ... the sheer earnestness of this makes me kind of sad.

The Happiness Show Episode 32 - How Thoughts Determine Our Happiness

I love finding stuff like this on things I order even more when I run my finger over it, feel the indentations and realize it's original to the package.

(contained "As You Were" #3 (early bird special), sold by Silver Sprocket)

I wish I had this hedgehog's moves.

A hedgehog dancing to Lily Allen’s “Fuck You.” I did it in like 10 minutes, don’t judge me.

In another time, this would be the script for an Adult Swim pilot.

…

You know what? It’s been a long day and I do not have the energy for your hypothetical dream bullshit, Super Dictionary.

Mister Lobo doesn’t care if Godzilla is good or bad—you always love your family, even when they don’t meet your expectations or get on your nerves. Same goes for Star Wars.

(via cinemainsomnia)

Huh

I just realized that Jamie and Adam of Mythbusters ...

... both look a fair amount like Alex Sector from M.A.S.K.

Hm. Adam's beard is closer, but Jamie wouldn't have to shave his head. I doubt either of them could pull off the accent, though.

As God is my witness, I will never tire of seeing Special Agent Dale Cooper being briefly inconvenienced by a llama.

Special Agent Dale Cooper meets a llama, and they stare into each others’ souls. (Twin Peaks, season 1, “The One-Armed Man”)

America is not a young land: it is old and dirty and evil before the settlers, before the Indians. The evil is there waiting.

Sadly, yes.

Get it?

"A Tumblr devoted to the world of Kaiju toys."

There is a hole in my phone from punching the "follow" button so hard.

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