Ah, Kids. I Was One Once

(edit: made another version with Greaser replaced by Outer. He's riiiiight there. Pretend i made another version of my own ships and there's a yellow line connecting killer and outer)

(Edit AGAIN: last time I accidentally removed Sci when adding outer 😭. So here's a version with both Sci and outer. I'm so sorry-)

I made a sans ship chart! I tried to add as many as I could fit in

Feel free to use, just @ me. I want to see what people ship.

I do have to warn you

I might have added a bit too many colours and, well, it gets a bit too tangled if you have a lot of ships. Here's mine:

Thinking by Pas (paxiti), on July 16, 2018

Rethinking by Pas (paxiti), on July 29, 2020

i sincerely believe that in pond comic, the only two characters who could actually be shipped out of the 4 in the house and make it work without too much outside interference is tom and tord.

they’re the only two of those bastards who actually get along after all

If Geno cosplayed as Geno, who would accompany him with a cosplay of Mallow?

I am doing my best to answer your ask, anon.

Cross’s **** is always the solution 👀

I think my personal favorite hc I have about Spy is how attracted he is to Medic.

Like— it’s sort of sweet? And silly? And pathetic! It’s a perfect blend! Also, it’s sorta soul-cripplingly horny bc my spy is just constantly suffering

Spy definitely is into men taller than him, bigger than him! Medic fits the bill pretty well, with his larger build and the fact even his teeth are fucking huge— (like.. his hands? Massive. His thighs? Gigantic! The only small thing about Medic is his patience..)

Spy absolutely believes Medic is handsome, probably bc of how he’s groomed. Medic cleans up rather nicely, and prefers to wear more posh clothing. However, this is just the tip of the iceberg..

No, I absolutely adore how Spy loves Medic’s voice. How fuckin high it is and how he screams ridiculously. Spy’s also very into older people (Scout’s Mom was QUITE A BIT older than Spy when they met). So, the fact Medic is like 5-ish years older than him??? Swoon.

Spy’s a slut for that greying hair too, he loves it a lot. Like— a lot. DON’T EVEN START ME ON THE STRETCH MARKS!! He loves the stretch marks!!

Maybe I’m just soft for two older men finding happiness in each other,, but that’s just a taste of my cute headcanons!!

Very messy error/geno drawing :p I might finish it later ^w^

Some patients are less co-operating then others. Imma make some ship recommendation doodles after this,, im glad some of you guys like psych :)!

Poor Cross

Later...

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