First volume and the last
middle aged yuri (and their loving joint husband)
She’s a simple girl with a simple needs
matchablossom kinda giving Italian flag
Y’all, it’s Dabi’ birthday
Happy birthday crusty man
im still never forgiving hbomax for taking her away from me
Every time someone makes a “whos stronger varian or hugo” post a fairy fucking dies
- reki: american in the hizzaay!
langa, offended: you mean canada...
reki: uh, that’s right. well, canayda, canawda, that’s not the point.
- shadow, to cherry: OUT OF MY WAY, PINKIE PIE!
- joe: atta clown! it’s no fun if you’re not gonna fight for it!
- adam: what is it you require to turn a meal into a mouthgasm?!
- miya, to cherry: what’s with the parasol?
joe: precious doesn’t want to get a tan. he’s delicate.
- miya, to joe: where are your clothes, bro...
cherry: he’s charring his chesticles for locals in heat. such a thirsty gorilla.
- joe: nice try, but i’m not ADULTING TODAY! [does a sick skateboarding move] YEEHAW!!
- cherry, after hitting reki: “cherry blossom” only exists on that mountain. shall i assume you came here to fight with me?!
- langa: real talk. do you brush your teeth?
- langa: reki. it’s a cat.
reki: YOU’RE A CAT!
- joe, to cherry: out of the way, cinnamon stick boy.
- reki: oHmyGOoooOoOod...
- miya: whatever. at least it’s not my fault you looked like a fool out there.
reki: what’d you say?
langa: he said you looked cool out there.
- joe: you saw him too, then. the rookie that slaughtered shadow that night.
cherry: i’m working right now, you dimwit.
joe: so am i, douche. and it’s my restaurant, so i can talk to you whenever i want.
- reki: everyone knows hot springs are a boomer thing.
- joe: dude, you’re talking to a machine?
cherry: she’s CARLA, have some respect!
joe: carla? figures you’d give your board a girl’s name since you CAN’T GET A REAL ONE!
- joe, in a completely different scene than the one above: guess your machine doesn’t love you as much as you love it.
cherry: her NAME is CARLA!
joe: can you HEAR yourself?!
I know I rant like, every time endeavor does anything, but this just makes me so so so angry.
How can you watch your family fall apart around you, see them at their absolute lowest, half dead, and all you say is
Sorry for the crappy thing I did 😔
Like. It all goes to show he knew what he was doing to each of them all along and even now it's like the simplest form of abuse that he acknowledges. And all Shouto, beaten until he threw up and isolated and pressured since he was five years old, watching his mother get hit, get is "sorry."
Godddddd fuck you. Fuck you and your pointless ass sorries. Every horrible thing has festered and dominoed to something worse that literally every other character has been working to undo as friends or allies to the todorokis, including Touya, and a sorry is too fucking little way too fucking late. What is it supposed to do now? At this point? Burnt up and miserable and traumatized and afraid and angry?
Fuck endeavor. Fuck endeavor and tbh endeavor apologists because Jesus fuck I've never had a character ignite such vitriol in me and as someone who knows a real life version of him, seeing people race to excuse him because he said sorry and beat a Nomu once and they have some fucking daddy kink makes so unbelievably angry.
Once again thinking abt team up missions #16 and how rody was embarrassed about showing up early and too embarrassed to show izuku the group photo because Pino looked so happy. Not to mention him saying that he and Izuku can meet up whenever once he becomes a pilot... rody has the fattest crush EVERR