He Does—more Than You'll Ever Know, Ulla

comprehensive list of lines from the english dub of sk8 the infinity that make me go truly insane

- reki: american in the hizzaay!

langa, offended: you mean canada...

reki: uh, that’s right. well, canayda, canawda, that’s not the point.

- shadow, to cherry: OUT OF MY WAY, PINKIE PIE!

- joe: atta clown! it’s no fun if you’re not gonna fight for it!

- adam: what is it you require to turn a meal into a mouthgasm?!

- miya, to cherry: what’s with the parasol?

joe: precious doesn’t want to get a tan. he’s delicate.

- miya, to joe: where are your clothes, bro...

cherry: he’s charring his chesticles for locals in heat. such a thirsty gorilla.

- joe: nice try, but i’m not ADULTING TODAY! [does a sick skateboarding move] YEEHAW!!

- cherry, after hitting reki: “cherry blossom” only exists on that mountain. shall i assume you came here to fight with me?!

- langa: real talk. do you brush your teeth?

- langa: reki. it’s a cat.

reki: YOU’RE A CAT!

- joe, to cherry: out of the way, cinnamon stick boy.

- reki: oHmyGOoooOoOod...

- miya: whatever. at least it’s not my fault you looked like a fool out there.

reki: what’d you say?

langa: he said you looked cool out there.

- joe: you saw him too, then. the rookie that slaughtered shadow that night.

cherry: i’m working right now, you dimwit.

joe: so am i, douche. and it’s my restaurant, so i can talk to you whenever i want.

- reki: everyone knows hot springs are a boomer thing.

- joe: dude, you’re talking to a machine?

cherry: she’s CARLA, have some respect!

joe: carla? figures you’d give your board a girl’s name since you CAN’T GET A REAL ONE!

- joe, in a completely different scene than the one above: guess your machine doesn’t love you as much as you love it.

cherry: her NAME is CARLA!

joe: can you HEAR yourself?!

the todo siblings mean everything to me :(

America be like "you cant have free healthcare or easy access to disability but you can have a gun"

HOLD UP HOW WAS I NOT AWARE OF THIS

red riot :]

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Varian and the Seven Kingdoms Consolidation of Info

Requested by anon

This is going to be a consolidation of all the official Vat7K stuff I have on my blog, including copy/pasting of posts Kay Ritter and Anna Lencioni have posted, and to a lesser extent, things I’ve posted with insider knowledge I had before Kay ever released their notes. Alexa Bosy was also involved in the project.*

*Please note that all these asks were sent when Kay was still going by Kait and was still using she/her pronouns. I have edited to reflect their preferred name and pronouns when referencing them, but did not edit the content of the original asks.

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Objectively speaking, the fanfic I’m reading is not good, but my goodness, it’s made my afternoon that much more enjoyable

"How do you write such realistic dialogue-" I TALK TO MYSELF. I TALK TO MYSELF AND I PRETEND I AM THE ONE SAYING THE LINE. LIKE SANITY IS SLOWLY SLIPPING FROM BETWEEN MY FINGERS WITH EVERY MEASLY WORD THEY TYPE OUT. THAT IS HOW.

Bold of you to assume I ever got over them