Pearls Are RIDICULOUS Because You Think You Know What A Pearl Looks Like, You Can Envision It In Your

I am so fucking tired but I don’t feel tired I just feel like a fucking duck and I don’t know what that means I just feel like a duck, I really don’t understand what duck feels like other than this is it, I am a duck right now

I wanted to scream “NERD” and “HORNY” and ended up mixing the two. I present you the result:

Nordy

“What do you need?”

“A hug.”

“I was talking to the dog”

“Oh……”

aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAH

People,

I NEED MORE MALE LEADS BITCH SLAPPING PEOPLE

Bitch slapping is for everyone!

Bees were added in update 1.15 or 1.14 if you have bedrock edition. Other than being adorable you can harvest honey and honeycomb (to make honey blocks and honey comb blocks respectively. You can also consume honey!) Before harvesting either though, you need to put a campfire under the hive, the hive also needs to be filled with honey and there need to be bees to refill it!

Hope this helps!

???? when on earth did they add bees

Tip for writing!

Descriptions! They don’t have to be so adjective heavy all the time! Sometimes it’s better to leave it to the imagination of the readers. (This works especially well when it’s in first person, though it can also be a tool to describe the characters feelings.)

Example: It has so horribly grotesque but to her, it was somehow beautiful. The way everything was put together so carefully and so precisely that no matter how inhuman it may have been, it was still, in a sense, beautiful.

Tip over

Water can taste thick and creamy

practical writing advice part 2

part 1

get used to carrying a notebook around with you. or get used to writing on your phone. you will not always have access to your computer, but it’s much easier to take something compact with you to quickly jot down ideas. also i have chronic illness and sometimes my bones feel like lead and going upstairs to get my laptop is a herculean task, BUT i can write on my phone lying down instead of just scrolling through my camera roll and being miserable. which brings me to my next point:

if you have to choose between writing unconventionally or even unproductively and not writing at all, choose the writing. i’ve said before not to create a habit of writing in bed, but if it comes down to writing in bed or not writing whatsoever, i’ll write in bed. i just try to stretch before and after (which you should also do!!!).

you’re not wasting time or being silly by making playlists or moodboards or memes of your characters and environments. having fun with your stories outside of writing them is a good way to stay motivated.

i like to stop my writing sessions in a place where i know exactly what i want to write next, so when i pick back up i won’t be left hemming and hawing over where to begin. HOWEVER, if you’re absolutely locked in, don’t interrupt that flow state. it’ll be harder to find it again later—instead, wait until you find a natural place to stop where you haven’t run out of ideas.

“why do i have a headache 3 hours into my writing session?” because the last time you had a sip of water was 4 hours ago, you dingus! keep your drinks near your workspace while you write. and i do mean, like, a full bottle of water at least. if you’re like me, things stop existing when they leave your line of sight, so keep these beverages where you can see them and refill during bathroom breaks.

uhhh try not to think negatively about your writing while you’re doing it because when i do that i just get bummed out. “this scene is terrible” -> “oh yeah fuck it up oh yeah fuck it up” (positive reframing)

ok thanks bye