Reblog If You Are LGBT+ And Don’t Feel Any Hatred Towards Ally Straight People. Reblog If You Are Straight

body parts that need regular moisturising are literally so fucking stupid like. my brother in christ we’re 60% water

Watch this blow up and become a meme scaffold

doodling a bunny vs doodling a hare

i literally did this yesterday

me staring at my calculator app for 45 seconds before i remember i was trying to open my clock app to set an alarm

reblog this to hug me

that sounds good!

{no dont ever fucking talk to me again if i see you in public ill turn into a toad and hop into your bag and shit in there}

“this is the hill you want to die on?” oh no i just love arguing. i fully intend to leave this hill once it gets boring. sorry for the confusion!

by calling it "time theft", the state created a crime that sounds even cooler than simply dicking around while on the clock, something which is already incredibly cool

I need a Dionysus in my life

Mog, apologizing: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.--

Jack: What's that?

Mog: Remorse code.

Jack: I'm even angrier now.

and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos