This Is True Contentment , By The Way

conversation i had with my mom

your girl calls me Sparrow the way I. no i shan’t say

I shall say YOUR girl calls me sparrow the way I jack her off!!!!!!!!!

Hannibal (2013-2015)

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round two of #the jackchelor has concluded with some last minute close calls. davy jones, cutler beckett, mr gibbs and calypso have all been sent home forever they will never be seen again! onto round three which will start whenever I want to as per usual! who will have to face the wall next time? who will win #the jackchelor?

ROUND THREE LINEUP AS FOLLOWS

sparbossa 🍏 vs turrow ⚔️

sparrabeth 🦑 vs sparrington 👮

Todays shark is...

The Epaulette Shark!

Fun Fact: The Epaulette Shark has the ability to survive low oxygen conditions by the switching of non-essential brain functions, which is helpful when hunting in tide-pools with low oxygen!

Who the fuck had the balls to ask taio cruz about this and how do i get their number

does anyone else see what im seeing

Keira Knightley as Elizabeth Swann

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

Hannibal (2013-2015)

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