This Is Absolutely Amazing And It Sends Me Into Convulsions But I Genuinely Thought You Meant Peter Griffin

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i anthropomorphized more weird unloved animals again. they deserve love too

rotifer and giant barrel sponge . lets fucking go

okay so like i know that koleniko is a pufferfish but haven't we all wanted to try fugu..... and also i could make a case for him having at least SOME urchin influence and getting some uni . we won't speak about where we're gonna get it from

which dutchman crew member would taste the best on a sushi platter ?

(this is not a sexual post)

People who genuinely ascribe a moral value to specific animals are so strange to me.

Like, if you're genuinely just joking I get it. I love centipedes, but I do also like to joke that they're made of hate, just because of personal experiences. But I am joking.

And they can actually be quite loving parents, they are themselves beautiful and fascinating creatures (toxicognaths are great).

Like, ticks aren't evil guys. They're just hungry.

Dolphins aren't evil, or at least not any more evil than we are. And we aren't evil either, just as a side note.

Mosquitos? Take a guess what I'm gonna say next.

Even the animal you hate most? It's not evil. It has a right to live.

Do you think bed bugs are rubbing their hands together, cackling about how they're gonna torment mankind next? Nah, they just wanna feed and fuck. Which is a mood honestly.

Happy will turner wednesday everybody this is the first time ive been able to contribute <3

90% of pregnancy plotlines

self-indulgent vampire hannigram au🦇

Todays shark is...

The Epaulette Shark!

Fun Fact: The Epaulette Shark has the ability to survive low oxygen conditions by the switching of non-essential brain functions, which is helpful when hunting in tide-pools with low oxygen!

seeing people posting purple isopods like . They don't know

Purple roly poly

@coconutsandchlorine