Wanna Grapple?

Oh, sure. I overthink, sometimes.

But am I actually overthinking *enough*?

Disco Elysium cosplay. Now with finger guns!

Have a day off to rest up after a long road trip. Currently sprawled on the couch. Daydreaming about big hairy bearded men impregnating other big hairy bearded men.

Not naming any names, but I think there's a rich dude with terrible taste in design aesthetics whose main frustration with the classic Trolley Problem was that having to go where the tracks led was too constraining.

Him: So what that mouth do?

Me: given past experience as a guide, probably say some weird awkward shit

Feeling fancy.

I like your hat.

it's a popular style! you wear it well.

Nailed it. Perfect take. No notes.

Izzy Hands is the angriest type of repressed lust in a gay man.

I mean look at this scene, he's trying to mock Lucius for being a prettyboi and tries to be homophobic toward him and Black Pete, but he goes SO overboard with it that I can't help but feel that, for a moment, Izzy accidentally slipped into a different headspace and revealed a very genuine, moaning bottom boy Izzy.

His feigned moans just get way too intense and the way Lucius and Pete look at each other...

No man can accidentally get THAT lewd and not be a lust-tortured begging bottom.

This!

Two moods