My Husband Isn't Here, And I'm In The Mood To Fool Around.

Your wife met him at the hotel bar and let him take her to his room.

This happens to you all the time when you go out with your wife. In fact, you know when you go out that they chances that she will be going home with you are very small -- and you also know that when she says that she will "see you later" she means the next morning at the earliest. And because this is a bar that you and your wife go to a couple of times each month, the barmaid knows exactly what is going on and is always amused to see how uncomfortable it is for you when your wife starts flirting openly with other men and when she then leaves with one of them.

[modified from a cap created by MsTara ]