What could you say?
"A lot of my friends have started cuckolding their husbands, and they're all really pleased with the change, so they've convinced me to start doing it too. Maybe you can start getting together on Saturday nights with the other cuckolds for poker or something. I really don't care."
You're shocked -- as much by the casualness of your wife's announcement to you that she is going to start cuckolding you as by the decision itself -- and by the fact of her smile as she sees the look of dejection on your face. It is obvious she is enjoying this moment.
You know where she's going. You know who she's going with. You know what they'll be doing. And you know nobody will spare you a second thought.
The days of her wanting you to be okay with it, and of coming home and letting you clean her up while she teased you with the details of the night are long gone.
She'll just come home, shower, and go to sleep, same as always now. No mean texts, no sexy pictures, no lurid details. Nothing.
You're a helpmeet. You're a flatmate. You're an ATM. You're not a cuckold, you are irrelevant.
So... don't wait up.
Go to bed. Catch up on some sleep. Do your duolingo. Binge watch that show you like. Binge eat cheetos while you play world of warcraft. Binge jerk to #loser porn. Get black doms off in chat rooms pretending to be her. Try on her clothes. Put something in your butt. Do whatever the fuck you want.
But don't wait up.
It'll hurt a whole lot less if you don't wait up.
"
Relax, babe. It's the first night of our honeymoon. We're barely even married."
After years of fantasy and talk it was actually happening. Your wife couldn't be more excited.