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I couldn't agree more.

HONEY … WE THREE TOGETHER? IT WOULDN’T BE EXACTLY A MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU WOULD BE WATCHING.

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There is a small part of you that wishes she would be spending that special night with you, but she's been cuckolding you for years now, so you're not at all surprised that she would choose that spend that night with her boyfriend.

“And instead of feeling jealous and upset – you should be feeling relieved and grateful, because this means you won’t have to worry about failing to satisfy me again tonight. In fact, when I get back you and I can have a really nice evening together without the stress of your sexual inadequacy ruining our time together.”