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She knows me so, so well

Your honeymoon was not working out quite the way you’d expected or hoped. It’s true that both you and your new wife were going to be having a lot of sex – but hers was going to be with someone else, while yours will be with your hand.

I’m glad you get aroused watching me get ready for my date, honey.  But I assure you you’re not even half as excited as I am.

Some advice, ladies: always be teasing.

I need some time alone with him. Go down to the bar in the lobby. I'll call you when we're done.