"So Yeah. It All Was Basically Perfect. AND -- He's Already Asked Me To Go Out With Him Again. In Fact,

If your wife does not automatically assume every guy that approaches her was sent by you to hit on her and fuck her, you are not trying hard enough. A good husband should do his best to let every man know that his wife is available and looking. Be a good husband, ask other men to hit on your wife.

HONEY, WHY DON'T YOU GO TO BED? SLEEP IN THE GUEST ROOM TONIGHT.

The way your wife dresses, how she flirts, how she ends the night always in the arms of another man.

All your wife's friends and husbands know you are a cuckold.