The first time my girl showed me a video of her and her ex, she knew I was twisted just right for her.
Your plan was to take your wife out that evening to a new restaurant that had just opened downtown, but you'd forgotten that she'd mentioned her boss's birthday party. But you appreciate that she is trying to protect you from being stared at and laughed at by her co-workers for being the cuckold husband of the boss's girlfriend. So you give her a quick kiss, tell her you understand, and leave.
Experienced: When you wake up the next morning and wonder what happened 😳