Daveandyourwife - Untitled

What's the matter, Alex? Afraid to give your best friend's wife a little back rub?

You are pretty sure you’ll be spending the whole night at home alone – because this scenario has played itself out this way many times before. What still puzzles you – and puzzles your wife – though, is how the men who pick her up in public places when she’s with you somehow sense that you’re such a beta that you will let her go to them and spend the night with them.

"Hi, honey. Having a great time on vacation. Tell the kids I miss them."