Daveandyourwife - Untitled

"My husband? He's not coming back. He left us alone so you could make your move."

Experienced: He fills me up. You fill your pants up.

And so, this year, she decided to try to top last year's record by, again "quietly" (but not really quietly) letting it become known that she would date and have sex with the winning bidder as often as he wanted for three months AND that she would stop using birth control AND that she would be sexually exclusive to him during that time so if she became pregnant during that time, he would know that he was the one who had impregnated her.

Needless to say, the bidding on her this year was WILD, and you participated in the bidding in a desperate (but ultimately unsuccessful) attempt to not let her be impregnated by someone else, but you could not afford to outbid her boss, who was the final winning bidder, and who laughingly announced, when he went on stage to "claim his prize", that he was going to start with her that very night.