I Spent A Couple Of Hours Trying To Find My Wife At The Party But She Shared Both The Story And The Huge

When she leaves the room...

This is totally my wife's attitude.

I am 😈

You know where she's going. You know who she's going with. You know what they'll be doing. And you know nobody will spare you a second thought.

The days of her wanting you to be okay with it, and of coming home and letting you clean her up while she teased you with the details of the night are long gone.

She'll just come home, shower, and go to sleep, same as always now. No mean texts, no sexy pictures, no lurid details. Nothing.

You're a helpmeet. You're a flatmate. You're an ATM. You're not a cuckold, you are irrelevant.

So... don't wait up.

Go to bed. Catch up on some sleep. Do your duolingo. Binge watch that show you like. Binge eat cheetos while you play world of warcraft. Binge jerk to #loser porn. Get black doms off in chat rooms pretending to be her. Try on her clothes. Put something in your butt. Do whatever the fuck you want.

But don't wait up.

It'll hurt a whole lot less if you don't wait up.

So proud of her, so turned on by her after all these years of marriage. I will be there to make sure she is safe and fully respected. She is going to love being serviced by this young handsome stud and I am going to love being part of the fun!