Nemo Me Impune Lacessit

This is based on actual events. If I was home when my wife had a date I liked take photos of her before she left. I started doing this so many years ago that the first photos I took were done on film. Of course that meant I would have to take the roll of film to a shop to get developed. I remember I would be so excited to see the pictures that I would take it in to get processed even if there were still several exposures left on the roll. The pictures were never risqué, but they were, and still are, the most erotic photos in the world to me.

More than you could ever realise

DATE 🫦

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