Experienced: They Are Going Off Soon Anyway 🤩

Your best friend had come over for dinner with you and your wife. After dinner the three of you chatted and drank a couple of bottles of wine -- and when your wife finished the second one, your friend laughingly suggested she put it down and give it a spin. The idea of playing this childish game amused you and your wife too, so she gave it a spin and the first spin pointed at you, so you walked over and gave her a little kiss. On her second spin, it pointed at your friend, so he gave her a little kiss, and all three of you laughed -- although their kiss had been on the lips and a little longer than yours with her. The next spin pointed at him again -- and this time, their kiss was a little longer and more passionate. But when they finally broke the kiss, they laughed, so you did too -- not wanting to seem like a prude and not wanting to spoil the fun -- but you were starting to get a little uncomfortable about the game. The next spin was toward you, so you kissed your wife again, but then she kept on with the spins, and the next two pointed at your friend -- resulting in two increasingly passionate kisses -- and for the second of the two it was your wife who went over to where he was sitting and sat on his lap facing him and then the two of them kissed long and intensely. When that kiss finally broke, your friend turned to you and laughingly said that "one more and she'll be mine for the night". You just sat there awkwardly as your wife laughed and smiled -- then spun the bottle again -- and when it again stopped while pointing at him, she walked over, took your friend's hand in hers, and the two of them headed for the bedroom -- and as they walked your friend turned to you and laughingly said "tough luck -- but she's mine now" and your wife simply said "I think you need to sleep in the guestroom tonight hun", and then the two of them went into your bedroom. The next time you saw the two of them was late the following morning.

A few simple and clear rules is all that is needed for a perfect relationship.

Experienced: Ibiza 2019, day 4 🙈