Your wife had no intention of sleeping alone at the conference
You had to travel for work, so your wife's boyfriend took her out to celebrate your wedding anniversary. He's so thoughtful...
You are pretty sure you’ll be spending the whole night at home alone – because this scenario has played itself out this way many times before. What still puzzles you – and puzzles your wife – though, is how the men who pick her up in public places when she’s with you somehow sense that you’re such a beta that you will let her go to them and spend the night with them.