lucky bastard
You wish your wife hadn't talked about something so private -- so intimate -- and so humiliating -- with anyone else, and you're surprised that she did, but like she said -- she usually tells her best friend everything. But now you don't know how you can face Karen, knowing that Karen knows about your sexual inadequacy problem, and especially because Karen knows that your wife is going to start cuckolding you.
"I know you wish you weren't so small -- and you wish you could be the one I have sex with -- but you really just have to accept that you are the way you are -- born to be a cuckold."