What I’ll Tell You Now Is That He Has Been A Friend “with Benefits” For About Two Months, And

What I’ll tell you now is that he has been a friend “with benefits” for about two months, and yes, of course, he knows I’m married – which is one of the things he likes about having a relationship with me. And it was my idea to take our relationship to the next level by going out on a date.  

Oh sweetie. You look so hurt. You really are just going to have to accept this. But like I said – we can talk more when I get back tomorrow.