[You] “I…I Guess It’s Up To You Sweetheart. Do You … WANT To Go Out With Him? If You Really Want

[You] “I…I guess it’s up to you sweetheart. Do you … WANT to go out with him? If you really want to go, then I wouldn’t feel right telling you that you can’t.”

[Your wife] “OMG – that is EXACTLY what he said you would say. He told me that he was surprised that I’d never cuckolded you before – because he thinks you’re obviously such a beta that you would let me do anything I wanted with other men and you wouldn’t be man enough to stop me.  Wow. He was so right. And you know what else he said? He said I should make YOU call him to tell him that you not only will let me go out with him – that you understand that I deserve to be able to date men like him and that you’re grateful that he has asked me out.  Well? Go ahead and call him.  NOW.”

[You]. “Y..yes dear.  W..what’s his number?”