There Are Definitely Going To Be Some Awkward Times For You In The Future If Your Wife Starts Having

"But you satisfy me in other ways, don't you cucky. I mean -- not any kind of sexual way. What I mean is -- you're so good at doing your cucky household chores whenever I'm out on a date. THAT'S something you're good at!"

Uhhh, ok, well, thank you for your honesty honey… I’ve always suspected that you never had orgasms with me. I’m sorry. And I understand… I’ve never been able to bring you to an orgasm, and you deserve better, so…it’s ok that you’re cuckolding me.

- so, you’re not mad?

No…I mean, I’m hurt, sad, embarrassed, humiliated… but not mad at you…it’s my fault for not being man enough for you. In fact, I’m glad you’ve found Marcus… and Marcus, I want to thank you for giving my wife what I’m incapable of giving her.

- wow…Marcus, now do you understand now what I’ve had to deal with? My husband is not even really a man at all, is he?

793.

There's no arguing with that.

You’ll be keeping your finger crossed that your wife will soon be pregnant. She told you when she first started cuckolding you that she would never let yo impregnate her – that she did not want your genes in any of her progeny. So she always has required you to use a condom. And then, two years ago, she stopped having sex with you, so when she does become pregnant, there will be no possibility at all that you are the biological father.

REALITY CHECK