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I made you a drink. I'm going into the bedroom with him now. I'll see you in the morning. I love you, and thank you!

As your wife enters the house, you … somewhat nervously … give her a hug and a kiss and ask her how her date went. She smiles at you, but all she says is that she’s really tired … that she hardly got any sleep all … so all she wants to do now is take a long hot bath and then go to bed. But as she heads toward the bedroom she looks back and tells you that, by the way, she has another date with him tonight.

“So you may as well accept it and get used to it babe, because I have a feeling that from now on, I’m going to be spending a LOT of evenings and nights with him.”

WONDERING 🔥