"My husband? He drank a bit too much and passed out. So yeah, I'm looking for company tonight."
Your wife just got back from an "afternoon delight" get together with her latest boyfriend. It's at times like this that the intensity of your love for her almost overwhelms you and you just have to hug her and tell her -- for what seems like the thousandth time -- how grateful you are that she has made you her cuckold.
She gets a lot of invites to parties without me. It was a long time before I learned the reason.