Daveandyourwife - Untitled

"No silly, husband left us alone on purpose."

You could sense that things were starting to become serious between your wife and her boyfriend, but she has never told you who he is and he's never come to your house before while you were there -- until today. As you hear the doorbell ring, your heart skips a beat, and then you head down to greet him.

a real conversation I recently had . . .

BAR 🍻

He seems to enjoy showing me how much they go at it when she stays with him for the night or the weekend