This is based on a true event. I had decided to leave work about noon since it was a Friday and things were quiet in the office. Instead of calling my wife, I decided to surprise her, but as indicated above she had other plans.
He was a colleague. She was married. But she was also flattered, a little drunk, and far from home…
Your honeymoon was not working out quite the way you’d expected or hoped. It’s true that both you and your new wife were going to be having a lot of sex – but hers was going to be with someone else, while yours will be with your hand.