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Horror's Sweetheart

new rb game: what is your favorite selfship of prev vs which one of their selfships do you think is the most compatible?

Sexually suggestive but not smut. Short.

Birthday boy Shinji x reader

Shinji noticed a small little box, neatly wrapped and tucked away in your underwear drawer. Yup, he was going through your underwear— a dirty, secret kink. You hadn’t figured that out yet so you decided to hide away his birthday present amongst the heap of colorful laces and ribbons that you called panties. Ya, you had a collection. He liked to see you in pretty little things.

Anyways, little did you know he figured out your secret hiding spot. The celebrations were later after work— no time off for the birthday Captain. And he could not wait all day knowing there were new panties waiting for him in your underwear drawer. Just a peek?

The box was small but he had seen talented shopkeepers stuff in panties even in the tiniest of boxes. Just the fact that it was in your underwear drawer got him believing that it was possibly new panties for his viewing pleasure (and maybe birthday sex after?). It’s his birthday after all!

He took the small box in his hand and tried to peel the corners of the wrapping paper. He would find a way to put it back together later.

He heard footsteps. He quickly closed the underwear drawer and stared at the door to the bedroom. You walked in with a radiant smile on your face.

“Don’t want to be late for work on your birthday!”, you giggled and stepped forward.

He realized he was still holding the gift box and forgot to put it back where it belonged. He quickly hid the box away in his sleeves and wrapped an arm around your back to lead you away from the drawer before you discovered his little scheme.

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Later that day he finally got some peace. He was in his office, alone, and he pulled out the gift box to try his luck again. It was itching his mind all day. He couldn’t focus and just pictured you in whatever was in the box. His dick throbbed in anticipation and he carefully started unravelling the gift.

His jaw almost dropped.

It wasn’t what he had expected.

He held the object that had him in distress, up to the natural lighting that flooded the room. “Fuck!”, he exclaimed, not sure what to do.

He quickly tucked away the gift back into the box and stood up as he had things to do.

He walked to the mirror and made sure he was ready for this. He made a goofy little face and decided it was for the best.

———

Later that evening as the celebrations were underway, Shinji was late on his birthday.

He finally came, that radiant smile of yours had returned. The room was full of friends and foes from competitive squads. He didn’t care because his eyes were locked on you.

“Happy Birthday”, they all shouted but all he saw was your beautiful smile.

The smile grew when he opened his mouth, wide enough to stick out his tongue and reveal your gift sitting flat of his tongue.

You screamed and you ran towards him, hugging him tight, there on his tongues sat the piece of jewelry you got him.

You always said you wanted to see his pierced tongue once more. And so he finally went ahead and got that little hole.

“Happy Birthday my love”, you sang after giving him a kiss, feeling the metal tease the roof of your hungry mouth.

“When do I get ta lick my real birthday cake?”, he whispered that made you giggle but also dripping in excitement.

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some quick Shinji fluff so you can all go to bed and have sweet dreams about him tonight <3 no Sunday scaries round here (there still definitely are but i am doing my darnest to ignore them)!

You woke with a gasp and a pounding heart, disoriented at being ungracefully torn from your slumber. The last bits of the traumatizing scene your subconscious invented plagued your mind, making you tremble.

At your side, Shinji stirred awake. Sometimes, it was if you shared a body. When you were in distress, he felt it. Your terror woke him just the same as it did you.

"What's wrong?" His voice was hoarse from deep sleep. He was on you immediately, slender fingers delicately finding your face in the dark to cup your cheek. Your frame against his, he could feel you trembling, and that was all the answer he needed. "It's okay, you're okay. I'm here. I'm right here," he cooed, his hand pushing your head into his chest, hugging you tightly to still your shaking.

You curled around him, your teddy bear, finding comfort in the softness of his bare skin. You buried your face into his chest, inhaling his scent, feeling his steady heartbeat, basking in his warmth. All the while, he stroked your hair, breathing slowly in and out, staying calm to encourage you to do the same. He pressed kisses into the top of your head, anything and everything to make you feel at ease again, to remind you that he was here, and that as long as he was, you were safe.

He reminded you of that. "You know I won't let anything hurt you."

"I know," you chirped, reflecting on the nightmare with a shiver. "It was just so scary. It felt so real."

"I know," he affirmed you, fingers tangling in your hair protectively. "But it wasn't. This is now. I'm real, and I'm better than that shit."

You giggled into his chest, squirming affectionately in his hold. "You are."

"I'll kick your nightmares' ass." You could hear the lazy smirk in his voice. It made your heart flutter, how you adored him.

"I don't think that's how it works."

"I'll make it work."

After that, you didn't need him to do any nightmare-ass-kicking. You slept soundly, thinking of his sweet words and wrapped in his warm embrace, knowing that you'd always be safe as long as that's where you were - with him.

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u ever watching with someone who doesn’t know u thirst for anime characters so u have to sit there and play it cool

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It’s the 10th in Japan, so happy birthday to my ex~

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Bleach Men and their Dick Sizes ᰔᩚ

this was an request but i would have posted it anyways so here you go🩷

warning: smut, explicit content and language, 18+mdni

featuring: kenpachi zaraki, shunsui kyoraku, byakuya kuchiki, jushiro ukitake, shinji hirako, kisuke urahara, mayuri kurotsuchi, aizen sosuke, kensei muguruma, chojiro sasakibe, grimmjow jaegerjaquez, coyote starrk

Kenpachi Zaraki - 25 cm ఌ

My Man Kenpachi has an monstrous thick, veiny pretty looking cock. It’s slightly curved down. He is mostly clean shaved but his hair just gives him some rough charm.

Shunsui Kyoraku - 22 cm ఌ

Shunsui has also an slightly curved down cock, it’s firm and really thick. Some veins are showing and he is not really groomed but really hygienic nonetheless.

Byakuya Kuchiki - 20 cm ఌ

Byakuya has an pretty pale, thinner but really long cock. It’s perfectly symmetrical and he is always clean shaved and due his paleness you can see some veins.

Jushiro Ukitake - 20 cm ఌ

Jushiro has such a beautiful and perfect cock. It’s symmetrical and more on the thinner side but really firm. He is well groomed always.

Shinji Hirako - 18 cm ఌ

Shinji has a slightly curved up cock, it’s also a bit thinner but thick. Mostly groomed and some visible veins.

Kisuke Urahara - 19 cm ఌ

Kisuke his dick is not that thin but also not that thick, just somewhere in between. Slightly crooked and with some tiny cute stubbles and veiny.

Mayuri Kurotsuchi - 17,5 cm ఌ

Mayuri his cock is slightly crooked upwards and really veiny and firm. He is not really hairy so he doesn’t really shaves.

Aizen Sosuke - 19,5 cm ఌ

Aizen his dick is really pretty and symmetrical. Well groomed always and it’s veiny, not thin but also not that thick. Just the perfect size.

Kensei Muguruma - 20,5 cm ఌ

Kensei his dick is really thick and fat, extremely veiny and hooked down. He is most of the time clean shaved and has big balls lol.

Chojiro Sasakibe - 18,5 cm ఌ

Chojiro has an pretty cock. It’s more on the thinner side but it’s firm, extremely veiny and symmetrical. He has some cute little grey hairs down there adding to his older charm.

Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez - 19 cm ఌ

Grimmjow has an symmetrical, more thinner dick but extremely veiny and firmly. He is not clean shaved but not hairy either.

Coyote Starrk - 18 cm ఌ

Coyote has an slightly curved down cock with many visible veins and its really thick. He is not shaved cause he is too lazy but hygienic aswell.

Kenpachissluut ఌ

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WAKE UP SHINJI NATION A NEW SCRUMPTIOUS, GLORIOUS, TOE-CURL INDUCING, GIGGLE PRODUCING, SCREAM WORTHY, JAW DROPPING, AWOOGA SOUNDING, HEART EYES DEVELOPING, BOOMSHAKALAKA DOING, FEET KICKING PHOTO OF SHINJI HIRAKO JUST DROPPED

my hair is soooo pullable and yet nobody is using it to put me in my place. fucked up