I Forgot I Have This

I once burnt popcorn so bad the center popcorns were literally a black charred mass of kernels. I tried to pull it out of the other pretty badly burned popcorn and it was like one piece. I had to open it outside. (Also I did not eat it)

my brother just left an entire bag of popcorn bc he burnt A Few of them. i mean like free popcorn for me but what the hell. waste of popcorn. crime.

ALL OF THOSE EVIL SCIENTISTS HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO CONDUCT RESEARCH! Don’t they understand if you use the SAME PERSON for the ‘creating a mutant creature’ test AND the ‘cryostasis for 100 years’ test it’s GOING TO SKEW THE RESULTS!!!!! NO im not “above average tolerance for humans” you SPLICED my dna with a goblin shark, raven, therizinosauraus, and that undercooked spaghetti noodle you found on the ground, OF COURSE my data is wrong! And don’t get me STARTED on the poor sap who got ‘injected with random needles’ and ‘see how fast he can complete a maze’! Idiots!

I find the fan fiction names on ao3 for gravity falls intresting.

You’ll find a fic named something like “glass shatters in the wind, and so do I” or something else poetic and it’s just the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓲𝓮𝓼𝓽 smut you can imagine, but on the opposite end of the spectrum you can find the most heart-wrenching earth shattering angst fix that changes your life forever, and it’s named “whoops my bones are missing (Stanley pines ate my pen again)”

Haaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!

As a person who likes the taste of burnt popcorn it does have smoke if you burn it real bad. It also smells really strong either way. I do think he’s wasting popcorn though like that sounds not even burnt.

my brother just left an entire bag of popcorn bc he burnt A Few of them. i mean like free popcorn for me but what the hell. waste of popcorn. crime.

I take it back.

This game is great!

‘Twas the goes I thikn

Pookies help the concept of time is peer pressuring me into giving them my lunch money I need divorce documents STAT

Uh hi!

I’ve decided to make my first real post cause why not

Here’s bive from regretevator!!!!!! She’s so silly guys. Should I color her???

yeah!!! Yay!!! Yippie!!! Or something!!! Uh bye

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