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I wanted to draw some encanto fanart too! 🦋✨

Loid’s little helper Anya! ― ✧ SPY X FAMILY EPISODE 3

Someone taped a photo of Markiplier to the FNAF poster at our theater

Sleepy Madrigals

Okay but Loid and Yor realizing Anya wasn't comfortable around crowds and immediately leaving, no questions asked, no demands for her to just put up with it. They recognized their child's need for support and gave it to her on her own terms.

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premise, when a magical shift practice goes incredibly wrong you're asked a question you didn't quite process at first.

basically. "you're losing a lot of blood! what's your type?"

dorm leaders.

head injury, blood, I really like malleus' part for some reason 😃

I'm also having a day where I literally can't feel anything so why not entertain my followers.

✦ riddle rosehearts.

this is very embarrassing admittedly to him, not to mention extremely unprofessional! there's some unrational piece of him trying to convince himself that you're obviously not in the right mind and all you're saying is pointless gibberish. 😡 *in denial

cater would beg to differ because you've made it very clear, emphasizing the 'handsome' part. he tells riddle that whole thing wasn't a lucid dream and if using phones wasn't banned during magical shift practice he definitely would've had the whole thing saved on his phone.

probably uploaded after he'd recorded the whole thing but the thought of a rageful riddle, red faced and ready to collar him makes him laugh nervously and tuck his device in his pockets. 😅🙌

riddle would absolutely love to scold you right now but the amount of blood you're losing is concerning and if the fact that you can't even process questions anymore is already a red flag in itself.

so he prioritizes you! riddle will help you the best he can, trying his best to keep his mind off the whole shenanigans (admittedly bursting red faced and fuming which scared the heartslabyul students and made them shit their pants.)

✦ leona kingscholar.

after you said that the whole stadium just falls into silence. save for a few, ruggie is the only one whose face contorts into laughter before he straightens up at the piercing gaze of leona. "oops."

leona just sighs and shakes his head, leaning his face onto his palm and groaning. the residents note that he probably wasn't aware of the uncontrollable twitching of his ears and sped up swaying of his tail.

when he notices everyone is staring he just goes like. "what are you fools looking at? didn't i tell someone to fetch me a healer?" and then the whole place just resumes into a bundle of chaos you just so happened to be in the middle of.

in the meanwhile he just surrenders himself, feeling awfully exhausted by the whole thing so leona drags you up the stand and sits you down the chair while wetting the piece of fabric he previously tore out with cold water he stole from someone and handing it to you.

if you're too woozy to take care of it yourself he'll reluctantly press it against your wound. if you're doing just fine then great, can he sleep now. 😁👍

✦ azul ashengrotto.

azul: 😃😧😳 jade: 😏🤭😊 floyd: 🤨😇😁

as much as jade likes to see azul in visible distress and panic, more so. seeing azul malfunction when he's typically so cautious and reserved was definitely a treat but alas.. the man himself wouldn't be too happy if he let you bleed out in the dorm.

so he just pulls you inside monstro lounge, disappearing in a spare room thankfully stocked with items in case of a medical emergency and reappearing with various stuff in his arms. azul who probably reorganized himself had quickly took ahold of the situation, insisting to be the one to treat you.

out of general possessiveness, and the bright idea of his that eventually made him to conclude that treating you will get you trust him more aaaaandd spending time with you. ☺ he's weighing his options pretty heavily since he's not sure you'd remember his oh so generous action but ends up going along since spending time with you is a good deal alone.

you're confused when you wake up next to an awfully pleased looking azul.

✦ kalim al asim.

oh no!! 😱 the whole thing you just recited goes over his head since he's so empathic, which then lead to him getting all worked up over a small injury. I say small injury as i point at reader on the verge of passing out.

kalim starts yelling incoherent things with tears in his eyes because he thinks you're dying so the whole dorm collectively starts screaming and falling into chaos at the fact that the usually happy-go-lucky kalim is having a crisis.

jamil standing in the middle of the chaos thinking that he's done with life: 🧍🏾‍♂️

in a somewhat miracle, some scarabia student just happened to wield a unique magic which relates to medicine! so you end up in a bed way too grand to be a hospital room. jamil had tried to convince kalim to move you to a more simpler room because wtf???

anyways if kalim just remembered what you said he'd beam brightly as if the dorm wasn't in chaos three minutes ago. 😊

✦ vil schoenheit.

stares at your form falling to the ground blankly since he's rooted to his spot and is taking a minute to process everything. who in the hell just stained your face!! 🤬👊

he's flattered prefect, really. it seems you really are telling the truth since you're looking out of it, probably not aware of the things you're spewing.

so he calms himself down and immediately starts speed walking to you, rook already being beside you trying to control the flow from the wound. epel on the other hand has this suprised, horrified look on his face. like... it's like he's stuck in time.

vil makes sure your injury isn't too serious and wastes no time whipping out some sort of.. wet napkin out of his robes and dabbing your face gently, cleaning off the dirt that made its way after your collision with the floor.

there's no filter. he's looking very worried and actually let his robes touch the fucking dirt as he half kneels to reach your face. both to check any other bruises or injury as well as clean you up cause he'd definitely want to wake up gorgeous even he got hit. beauty is everything ♡♡ 😍😍😍

✦ idia shroud.

bold of you to assume he attends magical shift practices for his dorm! ^^ and bold of you to assume his dorm holds magical shift practices. 😁😁

so in this scenario. let's just pretend he's watching you through some camera (to put it simply you're in attendance of a magical shift practice of another dorm while he watches.) disclaimer: totally not creepy btw.

idia releases this short, scream when the disc collides with your head and sends it flying to the wall. to put it more worse, the impact to the wall actually made it crack and worsened your injury. omg what kind of ultimate move was that because it KO'd you!

whichever dorm leader was present came running to you and idia could make out them asking you what you're type is. in bated breath, he listens to your answer and blinks rapidly.

"w-w-wha-what!?" then he nearly falls out of his chair and grips his desk violently.

ortho arrives concerned at the several crashing he could hear and puts it all together, idia is just now in his chair biting his nails and muttering something all over again like hes in a trance.

✦ malleus draconia.

thunder flashing in the backround* first of all, how did you even get injured when malleus considers himself to be quite guarded of danger even more when you're involved.

whoever hit you should start praying because malleus has this murderous aura surrounding him, until you started groaning which led to the dragon immediately appearing by your side. phew saved!

some guy asks for your type and you answer with. "a tall guy with horns.. pretty green eyes.. and umm.." malleus actually pauses to consider your words wracking his mind for any student that matches your description when it's literally him?? 😭💀

pieces it all together like a few seconds later and has this content smile on his face, then literally lifts you up and disappears in a flash. most probably bringing you to a nurse that can tend to your injury. lilia is versed with healing magic, as does he. but he'd be more comfortable with a professional treating you.

malleus is impossibly more harder to get rid of (how dare you want to get rid of him!!) because he acts like a body guard 24/7 to which sebek takes it as a lesson very seriously. go sebek!!!

Domee Shi on her most embarrassing moment TURNING RED (2022); written & directed by Domee Shi

The very elegant Forgers family ✧ SPY X FAMILY EPISODE 4

Surface Pressure, Camilo's 10 minute version.

Anya loves her parents yes but when she has opportunity she will not be shy to roast them.

She literally gave 2 to Yor’s smarts sjajshshs Yor father has stomachache bc of his mission stop clowning him snshs