Sir, That Is A Child.

It's literally 3 am and I did not process anything, I'm gonna re-read this tomorrow

Cynophobia!

(Dog phobia) (G/N reader)

Characters: Kaeya, Gorou, Chongyun, Childe, Kazuha, Baal

A/N : not proofread, as usual. ANYWAYS, I hope you enjoy. If theres any characters you'd like to see in particular, please lmk!

Warnings: well, the title just about says it

(psst, requests are opened)

Scenario:

A dog WAS playfully CHASING YOU! Your worst nightmare, a reality!

Kaeya:

After a few attempts, Kaeya would successfully divert the dog's attention with the skewer he bought from Good Hunters.

He'd insist you come over to where the dog was happily munching on the chunks of chicken Kaeya gave it.

After much hesitation, you'd give in, and Kaeya went on to ask if you wanted to try to feed the dog.

"no."

Was Kaeya simply going to let you get away with "no" for an answer?

No!

He kept on insisting until you gave in, and when you did, your trembling hands actually managed to feed the do-

"BARK!"

Off you went around Mondstadt, again! Kaeya tried to grab your hand before you took off, but jokes on him! You were too fast.

Ahah... By the end of the day, you were exhausted.

Gorou:

"Hey! Stop chasing them!" Gorou shouted to that bastardly mutt hot on your trail.

The dog didn't even bother to turn its head to look at Gorou as it responded(?), "BÁRKK, BÄRRK. BARKK BÀRK! woœf BÂRK!"

Gorou sighed, "Denied. I'll say this once, stop before I have to step in."

"WÖOF ÅRf BBARK!!"

"No exceptions." he sharply stated, causing dog whined and finally, it stopped chasing you.

Praise Gorou!!!! After you catch your breath.

"Haah, thank goodness for you, Gorou!"

Gorou came unto your side and smiled in acknowledgment, "They shouldn't bother you again."

Chongyun:

Chongyun tried to heroically shoo the dog away from you, but instead, the dog turned around and began chasing him.

You unintentionally found yourself staring at the scene, pretty clueless on what to do. You would've tried finding the owner of the dog, but the dog looked like a stray, sooo. "

"CHONGYUN! UHH, WHAT SHOULD I DO?" "

GET X-XI-ANGLING!" "

OKAY!"

You ran as quickly as you could over the Wumin Restaurant and got Xiangling to properly shoo off the dog.

After that whole ordeal was over; (Chongyun would never fully recover from that incredibly embarrassing situation) you treated Chongyun out to a popsicle date, to show your appreciation to him!

Childe:

A dog began chasing you, but Childe wasn't worried. Not in the slightest. In fact, he looked like he was enjoying himself!

He'd yell out things with a smile like, "Hurry, the dog's catching up to you!"

It wasn't like Childe thought you were in actual danger, though. He easily saw that the dog's intent was playful; otherwise, he would've already sniped the dog.

"A-AJAX! GET THIS D-DOG AWAY FROM ME. PLEASE!"

After that, he'd tell you to run over to him, and when you did, you, without thinking, jumped onto him.

He briefly stumbled as you clutched onto him tightly. He, trying half-heartedly soothe you...

He'd try to get you down, but you begged him not to! Which, he gave into. He liked carrying you, so that's what he did until the dog stopped following you.

Kazuha:

Kazuha, with flawless timing, picked up the dog by its back and passively-aggressively stared at it.

The poor dog whined until Kazuha finally dropped the dog. The second he did, the dog scurried away.

"There, that's dealt with." Kazuha said, looking you in the eye, "Shall we continue what we were doing now?"

Baal:

She electrocutes the dog

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

(PSST, REBLOG ='s MY LITERAL HEART)

the beauty and the brawn, do no wrong + mirabel !

by 파파제이@jennygin2

<- parts: 1 2

premise, when a magical shift practice goes incredibly wrong you're asked a question you didn't quite process at first.

basically. "you're losing a lot of blood! what's your type?"

dorm leaders.

head injury, blood, I really like malleus' part for some reason 😃

I'm also having a day where I literally can't feel anything so why not entertain my followers.

✦ riddle rosehearts.

this is very embarrassing admittedly to him, not to mention extremely unprofessional! there's some unrational piece of him trying to convince himself that you're obviously not in the right mind and all you're saying is pointless gibberish. 😡 *in denial

cater would beg to differ because you've made it very clear, emphasizing the 'handsome' part. he tells riddle that whole thing wasn't a lucid dream and if using phones wasn't banned during magical shift practice he definitely would've had the whole thing saved on his phone.

probably uploaded after he'd recorded the whole thing but the thought of a rageful riddle, red faced and ready to collar him makes him laugh nervously and tuck his device in his pockets. 😅🙌

riddle would absolutely love to scold you right now but the amount of blood you're losing is concerning and if the fact that you can't even process questions anymore is already a red flag in itself.

so he prioritizes you! riddle will help you the best he can, trying his best to keep his mind off the whole shenanigans (admittedly bursting red faced and fuming which scared the heartslabyul students and made them shit their pants.)

✦ leona kingscholar.

after you said that the whole stadium just falls into silence. save for a few, ruggie is the only one whose face contorts into laughter before he straightens up at the piercing gaze of leona. "oops."

leona just sighs and shakes his head, leaning his face onto his palm and groaning. the residents note that he probably wasn't aware of the uncontrollable twitching of his ears and sped up swaying of his tail.

when he notices everyone is staring he just goes like. "what are you fools looking at? didn't i tell someone to fetch me a healer?" and then the whole place just resumes into a bundle of chaos you just so happened to be in the middle of.

in the meanwhile he just surrenders himself, feeling awfully exhausted by the whole thing so leona drags you up the stand and sits you down the chair while wetting the piece of fabric he previously tore out with cold water he stole from someone and handing it to you.

if you're too woozy to take care of it yourself he'll reluctantly press it against your wound. if you're doing just fine then great, can he sleep now. 😁👍

✦ azul ashengrotto.

azul: 😃😧😳 jade: 😏🤭😊 floyd: 🤨😇😁

as much as jade likes to see azul in visible distress and panic, more so. seeing azul malfunction when he's typically so cautious and reserved was definitely a treat but alas.. the man himself wouldn't be too happy if he let you bleed out in the dorm.

so he just pulls you inside monstro lounge, disappearing in a spare room thankfully stocked with items in case of a medical emergency and reappearing with various stuff in his arms. azul who probably reorganized himself had quickly took ahold of the situation, insisting to be the one to treat you.

out of general possessiveness, and the bright idea of his that eventually made him to conclude that treating you will get you trust him more aaaaandd spending time with you. ☺ he's weighing his options pretty heavily since he's not sure you'd remember his oh so generous action but ends up going along since spending time with you is a good deal alone.

you're confused when you wake up next to an awfully pleased looking azul.

✦ kalim al asim.

oh no!! 😱 the whole thing you just recited goes over his head since he's so empathic, which then lead to him getting all worked up over a small injury. I say small injury as i point at reader on the verge of passing out.

kalim starts yelling incoherent things with tears in his eyes because he thinks you're dying so the whole dorm collectively starts screaming and falling into chaos at the fact that the usually happy-go-lucky kalim is having a crisis.

jamil standing in the middle of the chaos thinking that he's done with life: 🧍🏾‍♂️

in a somewhat miracle, some scarabia student just happened to wield a unique magic which relates to medicine! so you end up in a bed way too grand to be a hospital room. jamil had tried to convince kalim to move you to a more simpler room because wtf???

anyways if kalim just remembered what you said he'd beam brightly as if the dorm wasn't in chaos three minutes ago. 😊

✦ vil schoenheit.

stares at your form falling to the ground blankly since he's rooted to his spot and is taking a minute to process everything. who in the hell just stained your face!! 🤬👊

he's flattered prefect, really. it seems you really are telling the truth since you're looking out of it, probably not aware of the things you're spewing.

so he calms himself down and immediately starts speed walking to you, rook already being beside you trying to control the flow from the wound. epel on the other hand has this suprised, horrified look on his face. like... it's like he's stuck in time.

vil makes sure your injury isn't too serious and wastes no time whipping out some sort of.. wet napkin out of his robes and dabbing your face gently, cleaning off the dirt that made its way after your collision with the floor.

there's no filter. he's looking very worried and actually let his robes touch the fucking dirt as he half kneels to reach your face. both to check any other bruises or injury as well as clean you up cause he'd definitely want to wake up gorgeous even he got hit. beauty is everything ♡♡ 😍😍😍

✦ idia shroud.

bold of you to assume he attends magical shift practices for his dorm! ^^ and bold of you to assume his dorm holds magical shift practices. 😁😁

so in this scenario. let's just pretend he's watching you through some camera (to put it simply you're in attendance of a magical shift practice of another dorm while he watches.) disclaimer: totally not creepy btw.

idia releases this short, scream when the disc collides with your head and sends it flying to the wall. to put it more worse, the impact to the wall actually made it crack and worsened your injury. omg what kind of ultimate move was that because it KO'd you!

whichever dorm leader was present came running to you and idia could make out them asking you what you're type is. in bated breath, he listens to your answer and blinks rapidly.

"w-w-wha-what!?" then he nearly falls out of his chair and grips his desk violently.

ortho arrives concerned at the several crashing he could hear and puts it all together, idia is just now in his chair biting his nails and muttering something all over again like hes in a trance.

✦ malleus draconia.

thunder flashing in the backround* first of all, how did you even get injured when malleus considers himself to be quite guarded of danger even more when you're involved.

whoever hit you should start praying because malleus has this murderous aura surrounding him, until you started groaning which led to the dragon immediately appearing by your side. phew saved!

some guy asks for your type and you answer with. "a tall guy with horns.. pretty green eyes.. and umm.." malleus actually pauses to consider your words wracking his mind for any student that matches your description when it's literally him?? 😭💀

pieces it all together like a few seconds later and has this content smile on his face, then literally lifts you up and disappears in a flash. most probably bringing you to a nurse that can tend to your injury. lilia is versed with healing magic, as does he. but he'd be more comfortable with a professional treating you.

malleus is impossibly more harder to get rid of (how dare you want to get rid of him!!) because he acts like a body guard 24/7 to which sebek takes it as a lesson very seriously. go sebek!!!

Aranara cosplay! (Feat. friendship party)

We'll lay here for years or for hours

Your hand in my hand, so still and discreet

Twisted Wonderland characters drawn by Gurihiru

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i hate mischaracterizing characters, so for anyone who wants these, here are some facts/implied info about characters:

isagi is a loner and often skips out on parties and social events. this is because of how shy and awkward he is around other people and loud environments. (light novel, implied in the manga)

it’s impossible for nagi to hate anyone. even if someone is constantly making him work hard or taking his phone and games away, he is always calm and a pacifist. (egoist bible, implied in the manga)

rin is extremely kind and emotional under his stoic and emo exterior. he gives foreign tourists extremely detailed directions and is implied to be a good captain. (light novel, implied in the manga)

rin is also academically stupid in everything other than english. this is because he’s dead set on being a soccer player and therefore sees no point in any class other than english. (light novel)

karasu loves anything he finds special. he thinks that even rin and isagi are mediocre even though their blue lock’s number one, but he had a childhood crush on the only person he found special, a girl named marissa. (egoist bible)

sae doesn’t realize that he’s rude or has any malicious intent when he’s being an asshole. he just says what’s on his mind, no matter how mean or blunt. it’s confirmed that he does have friends, so he’s probably not always like this. (egoist bible, manga)