Do All Those Good Deeds You Do Erase The Fact That You're A Terrible Fucking Human?

When you see “English isn’t my first language…” just know the fic is going to be top-tier. Nonnative English speakers will always give a delicious fanfic.

Sometimes I want to go live in Australia, but then I remember that the wildlife there is on steroids.

You just hate me because the patterns on my clothes move around like they do on chowder and yours don’t

Teachers and Lovers

Requested?: Yes

Summary: Reader and Bucky are called in to teach some teen aspiring SHIELD recruits for a week. One students question brings up a confession between the two. That confession leads to an evening together, where they learn each others bodies, kinks, and weaknesses.

Warnings: NSFW!!!  18+. Basically porn with a plot. Smut. Swearing. Daddy kink. Unprotected sex. Dom! Bucky. A lot of talk about cum tbh. 

Characters: Bucky x Reader

“Good lord. It’s too early for this shit.” You mumble, sipping your coffee from your chair behind the desk. Bucky is stood behind you, his back against the blackboard as he chuckles. 

 “Come on, Agent Y/L/N. You’re excited to be a teacher aren’t you?” He Asks. With a dramatic eye roll, you turn to look at him. 

 “Hardly… Why the hell am I here again? Couldn’t Steve come do this? Jeez.” You say, guzzling more coffee.

 It was a quarter past 8 AM, and you were in a new classroom designated for teaching aspiring SHIELD recruits over the summer. You weren’t going to be doing it full time, just until Agent Hill was fully recovered after being injured on a mission. You’re set to be doing it for a week.

 Tony knew how much trouble you and Bucky could get into if you were left alone for more than ten minutes, so he thought it was a terrible idea leaving you both in a room with twenty-something teenagers under your watch, but Steve of course is the shot-caller. He knows you and Bucky are rambunctious and mischievous, but he also knows that you both are two of the highest trained individuals on the team, you being trained in the red room, and Bucky being trained by Hydra. Steve had no doubt in his mind that you both were the perfect fit for the job.

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There is no slut shaming in this house, only slut encouragement

Sparks Fly - Chapter 14 (Bucky x Reader)

Fandom: Marvel Soulmate!AU/Detective!AU

Pairing: Bucky x Reader

Warnings: Swearing, Gratuitous Violence, Criminal Activity, Life or Death Situations, Graphic Gore, Crime Scene Descriptions, Dark Humour, Slapstick Humour, Kara Humour, Catastrophic Amounts of Fluff, More Angst Than You Can Shake A Stick At

Summary: (Imagine Brooklyn 99 and Criminal Minds had a baby)

If you want to know if you’ve found your soulmate, it’s simple… All you have to do is kiss them. If they’re your soulmate then there will be sparks, literal sparks. You’ve seen it happen to other people and it is a sight to behold; at least you think it is. Detective Bucky Barnes is a little less enchanted with the idea.

Despite your glaring differences, you and Bucky work well together. You’re good at charming witnesses, he’s good at intimidating suspects. You can run a perp down, he can knock them down. But there’s one criminal who’s eluded you both for a long time, and when Brock Rumlow rolls back into town, you and Bucky find yourselves far outside your comfort zones.

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Chapter Fourteen - Coffee Run 

“Good morning!” You yelled, swanning into the bullpen with a terse Bucky trailing behind you.

Sam, Pietro, Wanda, and Nat looked up from their desks at your loud and overly happy greeting.

“We bought coffee for everyone.” You announced cheerfully, presenting the tray of drinks in Bucky’s hands like you were a showgirl on a daytime game show.

“We?” Bucky scoffed as the precinct descended upon him, giddily searching for the cup with their name on it.

“Bucky paid, I ordered though!”

“Thanks Fury.” Sam said loudly, plucking his cup from the tray.

Everyone else chimed in, eager to show their own gratitude.

“Yeah, thanks Fury.”

“So thoughtful of you, Fury.”

“We owe you Fury.”

Bucky sighed, refusing to give into the goading.

“Did you do something to your hair?” Sam asked him, frowning.

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