Kon: So then ma says "well you're not coming back into this house until you've caught every single one of them pigs"-
Tim: [clutching his coffee-mug and listening intently] without powers?
Kon: Of course! So there I am, covered in mud, and all I want is to eat some pie and go to bed-
Tim: [nodding enthusiastically while Kon continues his story]
Clark: [looks on from a distance]
Jon: [a few seats away] Did I tell you we got a new cow on the farm?
Damian: [with interest] what did you name her?
Jon: We haven't decided yet, Kon wants to call her Dorothy, but pa and I-
Damian: [earnestly interested]
Clark: [side eyes Bruce who's sitting next to him going through reports]
Clark: Hey Bruce?
Bruce: [grunts]
Clark: did I tell you we got a new cow at the farm?
Bruce: [hums noncommitally and continues reading]
Clark: [strained] Kon wants to call her Dorothy, but I think we should call her Susie and Jon-
Bruce: [sighs exasperatedly]
Clark:
Clark: [rips the reports away from Bruce with super speed]
Bruce: What the hell?
Clark: You're such a bad friend!
Bruce: what?
Clark: why am I stuck with you when my children's bat friends are so nice?!
Bruce:
Clark: Look at Tim! He's so nice! Why can't you be like that?!
Bruce: You want me to be like Tim?
Clark: Or Damian!
Bruce: [rubbing his temples] You want me to be like Damian?
Clark: I want you to listen when I talk!
Bruce: you were talking about cows
Clark: that doesn't matter!
Bruce: It matters a little
Clark: Cows are interesting!
Bruce: Cows are the opposite of interesting.
Clark: Well, I'M interesting
Bruce:
Clark: Bruce, tell me I'm interesting.
Bruce: [gets up and starts walking away]
Clark: [shouts after him] Bruce! Tell me I'm interesting!
Bruce: [walks faster]
-a week later-
Wonder Woman: Are Batman and Superman having a fight?
Flash: yeah I think so. I don't know what about though
Martian Mindhunter: I believe Batman insulted Superman's cow
Wonder Woman: I see.
Black Canary: Sometimes I wake up at night and think about the fact that they are two of the most important members of an organization that protects the world from certain annihilation and then I can't go back to sleep
Green Lantern: [feet propped on the table, throwing almonds into the air and trying to catch them in his mouth] yeah it freaks me out too
Black Canary: [glances at Green Lantern] never leave us, Diana.
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Bless this fan so much honestly ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ I’m crying my goodness
I don’t have Twitter to go thank her but if you do please go there
Also do you think I shouldn’t post this? I’ll take it down if you think not I just really want people to see it
i live in an area that allows golfcarts, everyone has 1. so mine is teenagers driving by @ 3am blasting shitty music
whats the loudest reocurring noise that happens near ur house for example i live next to an airport so its definitely the planes
Hi, new DC fan here and there’s so much romantic and sexual tension between Dick and Wally that I was really surprised to find out they aren’t canon. Like really?
i don’t take criticism but i do take tips
road trip or a long drive home or something like that!Â
this is among the most difficult drawings i’ve done i think, but i’m pretty happy with how it turned out
Annual Les Amis camping weekend takes an excellent turn.
Steph: Tim and Kon, sittin in a tree.
Dick: K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
Kon: for the last time, Tim and I have never made out!
Tim: It was just mouth-to-mouth!
Steph: wait
Tim: oops
Dick: are you saying that you have put your mouth on Kon's?
Damian: don't be vulgar, Grayson
Tim: yeah, okay, Kon SAVING MY LIFE is not making out
Cass: awww, you save each other!
Kon: we're teammates. it's what we do.
Cassie: he never gave ME mouth-to-mouth....
Kon: you never needed it!
Duke: how do you....even know mouth-to-mouth?
Kon: all heroes should know it!
Kara: yeah okay but who taught you?
Kon: I learned in the Teen Titans
Cassie: Teen Titans never taught me....just saying...
Kon: stop being gross!
Dick: Are you saying that being gay is gross, because if so, I am very disappointed in you--
Kon: THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID
Jason: 's what it sounded like
Tim: Kon calling people who are gay gross would be hypocritical
Steph: and why is that, Timbo?
Tim: uh
Kon: I'm bi, okay?????
Kara: interesting. And how does Tim know this?
Tim: we're friends. We talk.
Steph: let me guess. It's 3 am, neither of you can sleep, Kon creeps into Tim's room--
Kara: Kon sits on the end of Tim's bed, they stare into each other's eyes--
Cassie: Kon says, softly, staring at the moonlight lighting up Tim's face--
Duke: "I'm bi, Tim."
Dick: "Bi....for YOU."
Tim: THAT NEVER HAPPENED
Steph: sureeeeeeee it didn't
Donna: that's how Dick came out as pan to me
Dick: sort of. I mean, I didn't say I was pan for her, but there was the moonlight, and the beds, and the 3 am part--
Damian: that never happened, Grayson
Donna: oh yeah it did, punk
Jon: I wish I had a friend I was that close to
Kara: why, Jonno? you got something to tell us?
Jon: No! I just wish I had a good friend...
Steph: Damian, you're such a terrible person, look at his little face
Damian: how is this about me, now? I thought we were talking about Drake and the clone!
Cass: we can talk about both
Jon: no, no, it's not Damian's fault--
Jason: that he's a little punk? yeah, it is
Damian: can we please go back to talking about Drake and the clone's mating habits?
Tim: JAY HOW DID YOU COME OUT AS BI?
Jason: walked up to the guy, made out with him, and said "hey, Roy, I'm bi" and he said, "That's funny, your pants were saying--"
Kara: OKAY JASON THERE ARE SMALL EARS HERE
Damian: Danvers is right, nobody wants to hear about you and Harper's disgusting habits
Steph: right, let's talk about CASS and Harper's disgusting habits!
Cass: Harper Row is the most beautiful girl to ever exist.
Steph, Tim, Kara, Dick: awwwwwwww
Duke: this doesn't mean you're off the hook, Timberly
Tim: suRE IT DOES!!!
Cass: no, I'm pretty sure we never learned where Kon learned CPR
Kon: Tim taught me, okay????????????????
Dick: I KNEW IT!!!
Steph: did you make out??
Kara: was it romantic??
Tim: NO!! We used a dummy, just like how we learned it with Batman!
Cass: oh
Donna: boring
Cassie: I expected more from you
Barbara: If it helps, I found footage of them on a rooftop last week....
Tim: NO NO NO
Kon: THAT NEVER HAPPENED
Steph: BABS MY HERO LET ME SEE
Tim: NOOOOOOOO
[everything descends into chaos]
Bruce: You asked why we never have family get-togethers, Clark. This. This is why.
Clark: I'll admit I wasn't, uh, expecting that. At all.
Diana, eating popcorn: I was!
rouge gets tattoo of playing cards
remy: 😮
dean had a massive crush on elvira growing up. like i’m talking owned every movie, had every add on tape, had her poster on his bedroom ceiling, like everything
literally nobody understands this highly popular character like i do