Phil's "we've Known Each Other Our Whole Lives" AU

Dan and Phil React to Phan Twitter

Some important phannie vocabulary and phrases (in no particular order):

Words:

Craft/Crafting

Babuse

Phouse

Phass

Ladydoor

Yap/Yapping

Protip

Bub/Bubby

Microwave

Placenta

Glabella

Slit

Llama

Susan

Whisk

Lion

Whiskers

Ribena

Phivorce

Delia Smith

Capital£ester

Uma Thurman

Melapples

Lexicon

Literally

Onomatopoeia

Phrases:

It hits different

Heart eyes Howell

Love eyes Lester

"This guy"

Hey buddy

You in London?

Hobbit hair

Something something night changes

Phil trash #1

All or nothing

Girl in Prague

Breaking the sound barrier

Hello, my name is {Dan}

Try new things

Reasons why Dan's a fail (yay)

Right in the Florida

Dip and Pip

The builders

What can I say?

Inserts:

Ph-*insert almost anything here*

*Insert literally anything here*-ussy

The *insert noun here* fic

Get the *insert noun here* out for the lads

You will get through this *insert noun here*

Please leave additional words and/or phrases in the tags and I will have them to the list! <3

POV: Dan coming home to the phouse after being on tour

viewfinder vs real life

Me and the squad waiting for dnp to upload:

like/reblog if you're part of THE PHAGENDA

if there are any boston or boston adjacent phannies who want to be friends let me know cuz i need some phannie friends