Controversial Imagine… Valdemar With Their Ears And Neck Exposed…

I wanna point out that Valdemar is a nerd who can be very helpful when they’re interested on a subject

This is how he pleads for forgiveness after he breaks up with her

boethiah and almalexia if they were strangely sapphic or something

I haven’t posted in literal years but here’s this

umm i need reassurance that my presence is wanted but i can’t ask for reassurance because that’s really Embarrassing and it wouldn’t feel genuine if i asked for it

Absolutely loving this! Nerevar looking as lovely as ever!

it's.... done??? i think???

anyways here it is. my man. he would absolutely not wear smth this ornate and heavy but ive been on a real fashion kick and i am now God so i decided nerevar is wearing pretty clothes.

anyways this was a real fucking challenge. bead work and embroidery and textures. not to mention LIGHTING ON TOP OF IT???? idk if i did a good job with it. esp the gold. but good god. i fucking tried. so please enjoy him. moon and star under sun and sky. im kissing him

Valdemar: If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple “Thank You” will suffice. None of this “How did you get in my house” business. So rude.

gollums loincloth is like 2 inches of toilet paper and he’s hopping around like disneys quasimodo doing acrobatics and we as an audience are narrowly spared from seeing his peepee but you cannot you CANNOT argue that sam and frodo didnt see it at least once!! they didn’t want to but they didn’t have things like camera angles to save them they probably saw gollums swinging little meat sack a hundred times and both of them just decided to never ever mention it